[spoiler]it better be funny[/spoiler]
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So 2 guys get lost in the woods and one sets up camp while the other looks for help. When one finds a marshal he takes him to their camp and the one guy has everything set up they need and the marshal says man that smells good what is that and the other guy tells him its a falcon and the marshal says you have some good survival skills but I am going to have to fine you for eating a falcon but just out of curiosity what did it taste like and the guy eating it said a little bit like bald eagle.