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Edited by Smarkdow:
6/21/2014 5:28:19 AM
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What if Clifford was real?
I think he'd be a public menace.
Think about it. He's a giant red dog. Imagine the giant mounds of turd he leaves on the sidewalk each day; you'd need a dump truck or two to clean that shit up.
And he's most likely unneutered (How else could he get so big?). Aside from him marking his territory everywhere, what if he sees a red semi truck and gets excited and runs loose? There'd be millions of dollars worth of property damage.
In the end, he'd be put down.
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He would be crushed under his own weight.
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What do you mean he isn't real?
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its been a really long time since I've thought about that.......
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He'd be dead in moments due to strain on his organs. Especially his heart and lungs.
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We'd recruit him for military purposes. We land him near the target, get a drone in the sky projecting holographic images of a mailman with cat ears, and let him win the war. #proleveltactics #belongsinthenextbattlefield
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He'd scare everyone away with his big red balls; dog's gonna go and hump everything.
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3 Repliesdown? i believe nature has a force to restore balance.
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1 ReplyHe'd probably be communist
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You mean Godzilla's nephew?
