I think he'd be a public menace.
Think about it. He's a giant red dog. Imagine the giant mounds of turd he leaves on the sidewalk each day; you'd need a dump truck or two to clean that shit up.
And he's most likely unneutered (How else could he get so big?). Aside from him marking his territory everywhere, what if he sees a red semi truck and gets excited and runs loose? There'd be millions of dollars worth of property damage.
In the end, he'd be put down.
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He would be crushed under his own weight.