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6/22/2014 1:55:31 AM
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>getting off work
>be me
>just clocked out of work and see cute girl
>go up to her and start talking
>ask if we can go out sometime
>she says I'm too cheesy
>suddenly her douchebag boyfriend calls the waiter
>starts yelling
>he tries to take me away
>I try to to run but I can't because my legs are noodles
>mfw I am actually a plate of spaghetti
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Mmmmmmm spaghetti *begins eating*
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You are a sentient plate of spaghetti
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*tips fedora*
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> yfw text doesn't turn green
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2 Replies>didn't stick it in her pooper >shit story
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Lol I love these
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Ayy lmao
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