There it is. Staring at you, making its innocent tweets. It thinks it is so special. It thinks that because it can fly, it is a higher being than you. Are you going to take that, Flood?
What do you do?
This situation takes careful thought. Make a bad choice and you die... maybe.
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In about 1 hour and 32 minutes on the dot there will be a bird outside my window, although some nights there are two birds, and it will chirp at the highest possible octave it could phyisially reach, and I won't be able to sleep. even though my house is airtight the sound still manages to get through the walls. If I put a pillow over my head it will block the chirping but i start sweating because its uncomfortable and feel like I can hardly breathe but that because I have such giant pillows that could easily suffocate me. I will probably spend the rest of the night watching infomericals because there there is nothing else on TV at 4 in the morning other then maybe some news channels on the east coast. By 8 I will try to get to sleep but I'm only get an hour or so of rest because sleeping in the day is difficult for me