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6/24/2014 1:21:52 AM
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M'aiq is a killer ;(
M'aiq was driving a horseless carriage today when he hit a turtle ;(
The turtle came out of nowhere and M'aiq couldn't avoid him
Never Forget
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Liar!
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1 ReplyI understand your pain. When I was 4, and innocently digging through the sand on the beach, I grabbed what turned out to be a sea turtle egg. In my accidentally-crushing-a-turtle-egg-to-see-a-half-formed-fetus-panic, I tossed the silently screaming creature into the air, only to see to land in the tides to be swept out to oblivion. [b]Never Forget[/b]
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1 ReplyEdited by LowIQPlayz3445: 6/24/2014 5:28:47 AM[quote]The turtle came out of nowhere and M'aiq couldn't avoid him[/quote] Turtles don't come out of nowhere. They're -blam!-ing turtles. They move at like 1/4 mph. I'm calling bullshit. You [u]meant[/u] to kill that turtle, you monster. In other news, I was getting everything set up for your birthday party. I even invited your best friend the turtle, but he couldn't make it because [i]you[/i] murdered him.
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r.i.p. in pece turtle 18989 -2104
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[super edgy comment in a desperate attempt to seem like a really cool, stoic Internet tough guy that all the wimminz will want]So what? Turtles are stupid enough to cross busy streets filled with fast moving cars, so they deserve to be crushed. It's not our fault they never learn. I've hit several and I laugh when I do.[/edge]
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1 Reply*ahem*
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[quote]Maiq The Liar[/quote]
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2 RepliesEdited by Atheon's Dad: 6/24/2014 1:35:48 AMOh no :(
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4 Replies[quote]June 23, 2014 Never Forget[/quote]
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1 Replyi cri errytim rip in piece
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[quote]The Liar[/quote] No you didn't.
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2 RepliesI hope you're lying.
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1 Reply[Feels Intensifies]
