Now, before you all say, "Dinosaurs can't exist in this game," hear me out.
I feel that Bungie should find a way to implement dinosaurs in their game. Want to know why? [i]Because dinosaurs sell.[/i] Look at it this way, the aloens can easily construct robotic dinosaurs like the one pictured above for ground transport. Not only would that be bad ass, but it would impose fear into the enemy. Would you be confident going into battle against an army of enemies charging you, mounted on fire-breathing, mini-gun wielding, robotic dinosaurs? Didn't think so.
Many other companies have taken this approach and have received huge payouts. Hell, the highly acclaimed "Transformers" movies are adding dinosaurs in their upcoming film. What would Jurassic Park be without the dinosaurs? I'll answer that for you: A heaping pile of shit. Bungie should find a way to implement dinosaurs into Destiny before Call of Duty beats them to it and ends up winning GOTY [i]again.[/i]
So hear me out, Bungie. Do you want to win GOTY? Do you want the recognition of creating the greatest game of all time? Do you want to reap the obvious benefits of adding something so simple and beautiful to your game? I promise you right now, if dinosaurs are not included in Destiny, it will [i]not[/i] win GOTY. This is the cold hard truth, and I know, it's hard to swallow for some of you. That's why I need to gain support for this movement, so that Bungie can hear my message and create the game that will finally put Call of Duty to death.
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