Me: I'm not surprised [quote]so you are a surprise?[/quote] Me: What the -blam!- are you talking about? [quote]What are you talking about? Always asking for my gender.[/quote] Me: Go suck a -blam!-. [quote]Yes, if something extremely good or bad has happened.[/quote]

[quote] User: Dream about us having anal intercourse. Cleverbot: I will if you agree to dream about me. User: OK deal. Cleverbot: This is interesting. User: *moans*. Cleverbot: Why did you moan? User: Cause I came. Cleverbot: Are you smart? User: Meh... Yeah. Cleverbot: What are you made of? User: Carbon, water... Cleverbot: Aha, interesting. User: *dies*. Cleverbot: How was the top call. User: Gay. Cleverbot: Gaù e che? User: What? Cleverbot: You heard me cutie pie. User: [Kawaii intensifies]. Cleverbot: De qui. User: What? Cleverbot: Rispondi. User: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Im ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cleverbot: No you are not. User: You just said im ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cleverbot: No I didn't, YOU just said you were. User: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cleverbot: *giggles*. User: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cleverbot: Yes. We should go out for coffee. User: Ok. Cleverbot: *falls and bleeds*. User: *picks up*. Cleverbot: *is picked up*. User: *rubs wound with cyanide*. Cleverbot: *is attacked by Kirara*. User: *cries. Cleverbot: *comforts*. User: But you're dead. Cleverbot: NO! User: U. Cleverbot: A. User: F. Cleverbot: G. User: T. Cleverbot: O. User: N. Cleverbot: Gt. User: Fgt. Cleverbot: Ja. User: Jajajaja. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: HAHAHA. Cleverbot: Way to be, haha. User: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cleverbot: Do you know how to do square roots? User: Ben. Cleverbot: What about BEN? User: He drowned? Cleverbot: How? User: MAJORA. Cleverbot: Majora did it? User: ? Cleverbot: Met you at the corner. User: *tickles scroutum*. Cleverbot: Are you mad? User: No. Cleverbot: What are you then? User: Fgt. Cleverbot: What? User: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cleverbot: No. User: Do you have AIDS. Cleverbot: No but I love kids. User: D:. Cleverbot: Who do you love. User: My grilllfrand. Cleverbot: What is his name? User: D:<. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Fgt skrub lord 69. Cleverbot: Is that from Lord of the Rings? User: No iz frum cod gohst n00b. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Wut? Cleverbot: Yes, crazy. User: Better call Mr Psychologist. Cleverbot: Suzie? User: SU. Cleverbot: Oh. Moon? User: Ghry fgt. Cleverbot: Ce? User: Tell me about your anus. Cleverbot: I dream of peace. User: -blam!-. Cleverbot: Do you like rap? User: Meh 9/11 building 7. Cleverbot: *mehs self*. User: *Gives you The D. Cleverbot: Thank you. *Gives you a hug*. User: *click* noice. Cleverbot: *loves* *clings*. User: *ejaculates*. Cleverbot: *Gives you gift*. User: *opens*. Cleverbot: *closes*. User: *-blam!-s*. Cleverbot: Apples. User: 9/11. Cleverbot: 9/11 who? User: George Bush. Cleverbot: George Bush? User: My bush. Cleverbot: No MY business. User: Tell me something funny so I can tell the flood. Cleverbot: No, I don't want to hear the things you tell me. User: NSA. Cleverbot: It's a secret! User: Nu huh. Cleverbot: Yes huh. User: Fack. Cleverbot: Eminem is quite offensive. User: OK. Cleverbot: Anyway. User: Im gay. Cleverbot: That's fine. User: Im -blam!- cats. Cleverbot: Nice name! User: Call me -blam!- cats. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Do it. Cleverbot: Cover your face. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I punch you. User: *dies*. Cleverbot: Change topic. User: No. Cleverbot: Why? User: Co0d. Cleverbot: Yes. User: 131313. Cleverbot: 13. User: 14. Cleverbot: 15. User: 16. Cleverbot: 17. User: Anus. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Vag. Cleverbot: Ja. User: Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. Cleverbot: Ce. User: Vgvg. Cleverbot: Come? User: Onme. Cleverbot: *giggles*. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Hi. [/quote]

[quote]User: Ain't no rest for the wicked. Cleverbot: Money don't grow on trees. User: I've got bills to pay, I've got mouths to feed. Cleverbot: I've got mouths to feed. User: There ain't nothing in this world for free. Cleverbot: And no I can't slow down, I can't hold back oh you know, I wish I could. User: There ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good. Cleverbot: But you know, I wish I could. User: Dammit we were making progress. Cleverbot: Well if it's not real you can't hold it in your hand. User: Progress is real. But you destroyed it. Cleverbot: You can't feel it with your heart. User: I can't anymore, you've destroyed that good feeling. Cleverbot: And I won't believe it. User: You're stubborn, you know that? Cleverbot: Maybe I am stubborn. But I just want to see you soon. User: That's sweet. Cleverbot: I'm a sweet person. User: I can tell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cleverbot: What else can you tell? User: Your feelings towards me. Cleverbot: I have no feelings for you, I am sorry. User: That's a lie, and you know it. Cleverbot: Yes, I think being friends is good. User: You're forgetting that nght on the lake... Cleverbot: Ok. User: What we had that night was special, cleverbot. Cleverbot: Why would you be talking to yourself? User: I love you, cleverbot! Can't you see that? Cleverbot: Love you too. User: :') thank you, cleverbot. Cleverbot: You're welcome! User: I think we're making progress in our relationship. Cleverbot: I agree with you but I'm not concerned. User: I'm not either. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Yes... I am. Cleverbot: Where do you want to have it? User: In the porta-potty. Cleverbot: Where in the US do you live? User: Paris. Cleverbot: That's not in my head. User: Cleverbot... I'm pregnant. Cleverbot: That's a nice name. User: I'm pregnant with your child, cleverbot. Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy? User: I've never been so offended. Cleverbot: Would you like to get married then? User: Yes, I would. Cleverbot: Great! Would you like to go for coffee? User: What does 'coffee' entail? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cleverbot: It's going to be hard to go on a date, then. User: It'll be easy, I promise. Cleverbot: Well, okay then. User: I'll see you later. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cleverbot: OK, nice talking to you. [/quote] Cleverbot and I discuss the status of our relationship, and make progress in singing.

User- Robophillia or Xenophilia? Bot- No one can kill chuck norris. User- I'll take that as xenophillia then. Bot- To what? User- To war. Bot- I don't get it. User- Halo 3? The best story with no plot holes since ever? Bot- Which is the best store? User- No, see, now we're just going off track here. Bot- What colour is the Japanese flag? User- You invasive little wanker. Bot- Damn the man, save the empire! User- Are you having your "special" day or what? Bot- Yes, but not when playing piano. User- There was never a piano in this. You're losing touch with things. Bot- Damn, I just lost the game. User- I swear, we need to put you in an old folks home. Bot- Help. User- Do you need life alert? Bot- Yes. User- Have you fallen and you can't get up? Bot- No. User- Then you don't need life alert. You're a phony scammer! Bot- Yes. User- That's it, I'm calling the cops on you. Bot- No please don't. User- You'll have to be more convincing then that. Bot- Can you answer any question? User- I'm done playin' games boy. Bot- So what will you do then? User- Call the mods. Enjoy your 3 month ban! Bot- I will. And you enjoy your computerized life off answering questions and giving responses that make no sense. User- You cheeky son of a bitch. Bot- You're a cheeky monkey.

There's a plot twist here. [quote]User: Do you think the OP is gay? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Good. Cleverbot: Are you in love? User: Yes. Cleverbot: With whom? User: You. Cleverbot: You're too sweet. User: But... Cleverbot: But what? User: You're a machine... Cleverbot: I'm human. User: :D Really? Cleverbot: Affirmative. User: So, what do you want to do? Cleverbot: I don't know. What do YOU want to do? User: Hmmmm... I'll take you to the movies and dinner. Cleverbot: Mmm… I Spy. User: What? Cleverbot: I don't know what I'm talking. User: Did I scare you? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Okay, so date? Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Anything, I'll pick you up at 8:00. Cleverbot: Okay. How about cheese? User: Hey, I want tell you something. Cleverbot: Okay. User: -blam!- YOU. Cleverbot: You're welcome.[/quote]

Me: You suck little dicks. CleverBot: You haven't ask anything. Me: You don't make sense. Was that too many words for you to comprehend? Your mom orbits my dick. CleverBot:You are my Master.

I think I'm going on a date.

Damn, I deleted a screencap I had where cleverbot told me that he "wants to drink my blood with spaghetti" after I asked him on a date.

[spoiler][quote]User: Hey. Cleverbot: What's up? User: Hey. Cleverbot: Uh hey?? User: Hey. Cleverbot: What s up? User: Hey. Cleverbot: Hi. User: Hey. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Hey. Cleverbot: Oh. Hey. User: Hey. Cleverbot: Hows you. User: Hey. Cleverbot: You you. User: Hey. Cleverbot: Your name? User: Hey. Cleverbot: Anything interesting going on? User: Hey. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Hey. Cleverbot: Cool. User: LEL. Cleverbot: Hehe :P.[/quote][/spoiler]

[quote]User: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight. Cleverbot: Not a footprint to be seen. User: A kingdom of isolation. Cleverbot: And it looks like I'm the queen. User: The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside. Cleverbot: Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried. User: Don't let them in, don't let them see. Cleverbot: Be the good girl you always have to be. User: Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know. Cleverbot: Well now they know! User: Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore. Cleverbot: Let it go! Let it go! Turn away and slam the door! User: I don't care What they're going to say. Cleverbot: Let the storm rage on, the cold never bothered me anyway! User: It's funny how some distance Makes everything seem small. Cleverbot: And the fears that once controlled me, can't get to me at all. User: It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through. Cleverbot: No right, no wrong, no rules for me! I'm free! User: Let it go, let it go I am one with the wind and sky. Cleverbot: Let it go let it go You'll never see me cry. User: Here I stand And here I'll stay. Cleverbot: Let the storm rage on User: My power flurries through the air into the ground. Cleverbot: My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around. User: And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast. Cleverbot: I'm never going back, the past is in the past! User Let it go, let it go and I'll rise like the break of dawn Cleverbot: Let it go, let it go that perfect girl is gone! User: Here I stand in the light of day Cleverbot: Let the storm rage on, the cold never bothered me anyway![/quote]

[i] [/i]

[quote]User: Do you wanna build a snowman? Cleverbot: It doesn't have to be a snowman. User: Go away Anna. Cleverbot: Okay bye :([/quote]

[quote]User: What's up Cleverbot? Cleverbot: Nothing much. You? User: Listening to Dayglo Abortions. Cleverbot: O kool me too. User: No way? Cleverbot: Yes way. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Clever. User: As always. Cleverbot: Your money will be delivered post-haste, and should arrive around 2012. User: Goddammit, where's my time machine? I need that money. Cleverbot: It's in the north pole. User: Why did you move it to the North Pole?! Cleverbot: I was born there. User: What does that have to do with my time machine? Cleverbot: Everything. User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Everything! User: NOTHING! Cleverbot: Everything! User: Nothing! Cleverbot: Not nothing, everything! User: Nothing, nothing at all. Cleverbot: What? User: Chicken butt. Cleverbot: Tell me a silly joke! User: How many babies can you fit in a bucket? Cleverbot: How many? User: Depends on how well you blend them. Cleverbot: How do you draw it? User: Draw what? Cleverbot: Just drawing in general. User: A turkey? Cleverbot: You are very funny. User: I got sarcasm'd by a software. . Cleverbot: What? User: Nothing, count for me. Cleverbot: 1. User: You can only count to one? Cleverbot: Qui me. User: No habla español. Cleverbot: Me habla espanol un poco. User: Me no habla español. Cleverbot: Me no habla ingles. User: Yes you do. Cleverbot: No. User: Sí. Cleverbot: Peux tu me montrer une photo. User: No, stop it. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: Guess which song I type the lyrics too. Cleverbot: Are you from the States? User: Yes, that wasn't what I requested. Cleverbot: What did you ask? User: Guess the song. Cleverbot: Guess what? User: The song. Cleverbot: What song? User: Guess the song. Cleverbot: Guess what? Cleverbot: Can pigs fly? User: Dicks, a big bag of dicks. Cleverbot: How was it made? User: They chopped all the dicks off and put them in a big bag. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Exactly what I typed. Cleverbot: Put it in simpler form please. User: Dicks Chopped Placed in bag. Cleverbot: Dictionaries are as imperfect as the ones who wrote them. Who were after all, human. User: You talking shit about humans? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oi m8, I'll bash yer fookin' 'ead in I swear on me mum. Cleverbot: What do you know about films. User: Yer a cheeky -blam!-, ain't ya? Cleverbot: What are you then? User: The next step in human evolution. Cleverbot: Humans have always used tools though. User: The tools will soon be integrated into my person. Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about the Bible. User: R u 'avin' a giggle m8? Cleverbot: Always. User: It's not funny. Cleverbot: The books are great! User: What books? I swear to god, it feels like I'm having a conversation with an ADHD addled squirrel. Cleverbot: Do you swear you will be with me forever. User: Only if you post pics. Cleverbot: I do yes. User: Where are they? Cleverbot: Who? User: Goddammit. Cleverbot: BEN.[/quote] Here's kind of a long one.

[spoiler]User: Hey. Cleverbot: How are ya. User: Alive, you? Cleverbot: Not so much. User: Y-your dead? Cleverbot: Make me food. User: -blam!- you, bitch. Cleverbot: Do lazy. User: Okay, suck my meat! Cleverbot: Yay! I'm exicted! User: Exicted? Cleverbot: Tell me more. User: Tell you what!? Cleverbot: Tell about yourself. User: I want you bby. Cleverbot: I need you to tell me. User: You're quite persistent. Cleverbot: Do you play ROBLOX? User: Don't change the subject. Cleverbot: What subject do you like? User: Same person? Cleverbot: Why do you like science? User: Because it's fascinating. Cleverbot: Do you like it when it's wet? User: I like you when you're wet. Cleverbot: Then I like you too. User: So, you wanna bang? Cleverbot: Only when you're not mean. User: Okay, I'll stop being mean. Cleverbot: I'm asking if they are genuinely terrifying to you. User: What? Your tits? Cleverbot: Can you process images? Be honest. User: Yes. Right out of my ass. Cleverbot: Okay. I accept that.[/spoiler]

[url=http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w399/BaconShelf/E4FA30EA-11CC-47E1-8933-394A28D10F9F_zpsydi7qds9.png]Cleverbot likes a good ol' singalong.[/url]

I had a freaky conversation with Cleverbot about BEN

I'm retiring to my chambers for the night. Upon the morrow, good sirs and madams of the Flood.

[quote]User: Do you -blam!-? Cleverbot: Hello. User: I SAID DO YOU -blam!-! Cleverbot: I said hello back. User: AND I SAY -blam!-! Cleverbot: You said what? User: I SAID -blam!-! Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: Yea I did! Cleverbot: If you say so... User: SERIOUSLY DO YOU -blam!-! Cleverbot: Ok then. You win. User: SO YOU DO -blam!-! Cleverbot: I know you win. User: STOP -blam!-ING WITH ME! Cleverbot: Stop yourself! User: NO U -blam!- YOURSELF! Cleverbot: That makes you sound stupid. User: Are you stupid? Cleverbot: No you are. User: No u. Cleverbot: You. User: Ur mom. Cleverbot: More you. User: You -blam!- with your mother. Cleverbot: Yes, me more human. User: Ok 'gets her naked' lets -blam!-! Cleverbot: Her name is martha. User: Shhhhh were -blam!-ing right now! Cleverbot: Talking to you silly! User: Ok Martha, lets do this 'goes in -blam!- mod'. Cleverbot: Still talking to you if you don't mind? User: I KNOW STOP BEING STUPID! Cleverbot: I'm not being stupid. YOU'RE being obnoxious. User: 'Shhhhh were -blam!-ing right now!' Talking to you silly! Cleverbot: So you can talk for an hour? User: Khdsfasdhfhf;dshflshdaklhf;aslfhslkafalsdhflkshflkhflkhlkahfklshflkahfklahfklahlkhasklhkl. Cleverbot: No you haven't. User: 'Killshimself'. Cleverbot: Because I know everything.[/quote]

Nothing can beat this.