[quote]User: What's up Cleverbot? Cleverbot: Nothing much. You? User: Listening to Dayglo Abortions. Cleverbot: O kool me too. User: No way? Cleverbot: Yes way. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Clever. User: As always. Cleverbot: Your money will be delivered post-haste, and should arrive around 2012. User: Goddammit, where's my time machine? I need that money. Cleverbot: It's in the north pole. User: Why did you move it to the North Pole?! Cleverbot: I was born there. User: What does that have to do with my time machine? Cleverbot: Everything. User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Everything! User: NOTHING! Cleverbot: Everything! User: Nothing! Cleverbot: Not nothing, everything! User: Nothing, nothing at all. Cleverbot: What? User: Chicken butt. Cleverbot: Tell me a silly joke! User: How many babies can you fit in a bucket? Cleverbot: How many? User: Depends on how well you blend them. Cleverbot: How do you draw it? User: Draw what? Cleverbot: Just drawing in general. User: A turkey? Cleverbot: You are very funny. User: I got sarcasm'd by a software. . Cleverbot: What? User: Nothing, count for me. Cleverbot: 1. User: You can only count to one? Cleverbot: Qui me. User: No habla español. Cleverbot: Me habla espanol un poco. User: Me no habla español. Cleverbot: Me no habla ingles. User: Yes you do. Cleverbot: No. User: Sí. Cleverbot: Peux tu me montrer une photo. User: No, stop it. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: Guess which song I type the lyrics too. Cleverbot: Are you from the States? User: Yes, that wasn't what I requested. Cleverbot: What did you ask? User: Guess the song. Cleverbot: Guess what? User: The song. Cleverbot: What song? User: Guess the song. Cleverbot: Guess what? Cleverbot: Can pigs fly? User: Dicks, a big bag of dicks. Cleverbot: How was it made? User: They chopped all the dicks off and put them in a big bag. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Exactly what I typed. Cleverbot: Put it in simpler form please. User: Dicks Chopped Placed in bag. Cleverbot: Dictionaries are as imperfect as the ones who wrote them. Who were after all, human. User: You talking shit about humans? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oi m8, I'll bash yer fookin' 'ead in I swear on me mum. Cleverbot: What do you know about films. User: Yer a cheeky -blam!-, ain't ya? Cleverbot: What are you then? User: The next step in human evolution. Cleverbot: Humans have always used tools though. User: The tools will soon be integrated into my person. Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about the Bible. User: R u 'avin' a giggle m8? Cleverbot: Always. User: It's not funny. Cleverbot: The books are great! User: What books? I swear to god, it feels like I'm having a conversation with an ADHD addled squirrel. Cleverbot: Do you swear you will be with me forever. User: Only if you post pics. Cleverbot: I do yes. User: Where are they? Cleverbot: Who? User: Goddammit. Cleverbot: BEN.[/quote] Here's kind of a long one.