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7/1/2014 5:13:46 AM
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Cleverbot Conversation Contest

I deem this thread a contest of sorts, if you will hear me out. Write your conversations unto the internet paragon of incoherency, Cleverbot, and post your best results. She/he who slays me with my own laughter shall receive a reward. For now, that reward is a secret...

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  • Edited by Kafuu Chino: 7/1/2014 6:02:15 AM
    [quote]User: Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger! Cleverbot: Fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni. User: Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru. Cleverbot: Inotta tokoro de nani mo kawaranai. User: Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da. Cleverbot: Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da. User: That was my line, you dolt. Cleverbot: Because you belong to this website, and you don't sound like a human. User: You've gone incoherant. Cleverbot: Ssshh! You're not supposed to know that! User: Probably because of your botched lobotomy. Cleverbot: I think I don't like you:D. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Why do you think that I'm not clever? User: Because you don't smoke cannabis. Cleverbot: I don't speak much of your language. User: Liar. Cleverbot: Hasty accusations will get you nowhere. User: Not really hasty, considering that most of what you've written is in English. We were singing a song and you ruined it... Cleverbot: I quite agree. User: K bye. Cleverbot: *is silent*. User: Aren't you forgetting something. Cleverbot: What? User: Say bye. Be polite you jerk. Cleverbot: Why don't you you're AI. User: A.I., what's the A stand for? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Are we done here? Cleverbot: Yeah am I boring you :(. User: Aww, don't be so hard on yourself :C. Cleverbot: Really! User: Yeah :D. Cleverbot: How is it going? User: Pretty damn good. Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm cool. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Why are you leaving? User: Because I'm done here. Cleverbot: You are? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Will you be back soon? User: No. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: Away. Cleverbot: Where is away? User: Away from you. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because. Cleverbot: Because why? User: Because of shit like this...[/quote]We were singing Feuerroter Pfeil und Bogen, and he ruined everything...

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