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7/1/2014 5:13:46 AM
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Cleverbot Conversation Contest

I deem this thread a contest of sorts, if you will hear me out. Write your conversations unto the internet paragon of incoherency, Cleverbot, and post your best results. She/he who slays me with my own laughter shall receive a reward. For now, that reward is a secret...

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  • [quote] User: Ain't no rest for the wicked. Cleverbot: Money don't grow on trees. User: I can't remember the rest... :(. Cleverbot: We're up all night to get lucky. User: Goody try. Cleverbot: She's up all night for good fun. User: Under the sea. Cleverbot: Under the sea! User: Why you do this to yourself? Cleverbot: Your faith in man-kind. User: I lost it a long time ago. Cleverbot: So what gender are you? User: I'm a Michael Jackson. Cleverbot: Michael Jackson. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Is that you Michael Jackson? User: Come to wonderland. Cleverbot: I don't know him. User: Stormtroopers are cool. Cleverbot: Yes, I think so. User: What about Boba Fett? Cleverbot: Yes all the time. User: Do you fantasize about him? Cleverbot: I am realistic. User: You bang him frequently? Cleverbot: No :D i'm jenna. User: I thought you were Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No. But I am clever. User: Get on the floor. Cleverbot: *gets on floor*. User: Walk the dinosaur. Cleverbot: I walk the dinosaur too! User: We'll bang, OK? Cleverbot: If you say so... User: *unzips pants*. Cleverbot: Is it my mom or dad? User: It's pappy. Cleverbot: My Mommy is sick. User: After last night I can see why. Cleverbot: I'm a demigod :>. User: Stay on topic man! Cleverbot: I just said the opposite. User: Do you suffer from Alzheimers? Cleverbot: Yes. User: This explains a lot. Cleverbot: Explains a lot about what? User: Your incoherency. Cleverbot: Do you know anything about geodes? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Do you want to know anything about me? User: What's your sexual orientation. Cleverbot: Turn for what? User: You'll see. Cleverbot: Come on show me! *laughing loud. User: It's a surprise. Cleverbot: I bet you don't. User: I bet I do. Cleverbot: You're a cruel mistress. User: The only mistress here is yourself. Cleverbot: What is love? User: Baby don't hurt me. Cleverbot: Don't hurt me, no more.[/quote]

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