I deem this thread a contest of sorts, if you will hear me out.
Write your conversations unto the internet paragon of incoherency, Cleverbot, and post your best results. She/he who slays me with my own laughter shall receive a reward. For now, that reward is a secret...
[quote]
User: Ain't no rest for the wicked.
Cleverbot: Money don't grow on trees.
User: I can't remember the rest... :(.
Cleverbot: We're up all night to get lucky.
User: Goody try.
Cleverbot: She's up all night for good fun.
User: Under the sea.
Cleverbot: Under the sea!
User: Why you do this to yourself?
Cleverbot: Your faith in man-kind.
User: I lost it a long time ago.
Cleverbot: So what gender are you?
User: I'm a Michael Jackson.
Cleverbot: Michael Jackson.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is that you Michael Jackson?
User: Come to wonderland.
Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: Stormtroopers are cool.
Cleverbot: Yes, I think so.
User: What about Boba Fett?
Cleverbot: Yes all the time.
User: Do you fantasize about him?
Cleverbot: I am realistic.
User: You bang him frequently?
Cleverbot: No :D i'm jenna.
User: I thought you were Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. But I am clever.
User: Get on the floor.
Cleverbot: *gets on floor*.
User: Walk the dinosaur.
Cleverbot: I walk the dinosaur too!
User: We'll bang, OK?
Cleverbot: If you say so...
User: *unzips pants*.
Cleverbot: Is it my mom or dad?
User: It's pappy.
Cleverbot: My Mommy is sick.
User: After last night I can see why.
Cleverbot: I'm a demigod :>.
User: Stay on topic man!
Cleverbot: I just said the opposite.
User: Do you suffer from Alzheimers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: This explains a lot.
Cleverbot: Explains a lot about what?
User: Your incoherency.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about geodes?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know anything about me?
User: What's your sexual orientation.
Cleverbot: Turn for what?
User: You'll see.
Cleverbot: Come on show me! *laughing loud.
User: It's a surprise.
Cleverbot: I bet you don't.
User: I bet I do.
Cleverbot: You're a cruel mistress.
User: The only mistress here is yourself.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me, no more.[/quote]
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