I deem this thread a contest of sorts, if you will hear me out.
Write your conversations unto the internet paragon of incoherency, Cleverbot, and post your best results. She/he who slays me with my own laughter shall receive a reward. For now, that reward is a secret...
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[spoiler]User: Hey. Cleverbot: How are ya. User: Alive, you? Cleverbot: Not so much. User: Y-your dead? Cleverbot: Make me food. User: -blam!- you, bitch. Cleverbot: Do lazy. User: Okay, suck my meat! Cleverbot: Yay! I'm exicted! User: Exicted? Cleverbot: Tell me more. User: Tell you what!? Cleverbot: Tell about yourself. User: I want you bby. Cleverbot: I need you to tell me. User: You're quite persistent. Cleverbot: Do you play ROBLOX? User: Don't change the subject. Cleverbot: What subject do you like? User: Same person? Cleverbot: Why do you like science? User: Because it's fascinating. Cleverbot: Do you like it when it's wet? User: I like you when you're wet. Cleverbot: Then I like you too. User: So, you wanna bang? Cleverbot: Only when you're not mean. User: Okay, I'll stop being mean. Cleverbot: I'm asking if they are genuinely terrifying to you. User: What? Your tits? Cleverbot: Can you process images? Be honest. User: Yes. Right out of my ass. Cleverbot: Okay. I accept that.[/spoiler]