I deem this thread a contest of sorts, if you will hear me out.
Write your conversations unto the internet paragon of incoherency, Cleverbot, and post your best results. She/he who slays me with my own laughter shall receive a reward. For now, that reward is a secret...
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There's a plot twist here. [quote]User: Do you think the OP is gay? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Good. Cleverbot: Are you in love? User: Yes. Cleverbot: With whom? User: You. Cleverbot: You're too sweet. User: But... Cleverbot: But what? User: You're a machine... Cleverbot: I'm human. User: :D Really? Cleverbot: Affirmative. User: So, what do you want to do? Cleverbot: I don't know. What do YOU want to do? User: Hmmmm... I'll take you to the movies and dinner. Cleverbot: Mmm… I Spy. User: What? Cleverbot: I don't know what I'm talking. User: Did I scare you? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Okay, so date? Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Anything, I'll pick you up at 8:00. Cleverbot: Okay. How about cheese? User: Hey, I want tell you something. Cleverbot: Okay. User: -blam!- YOU. Cleverbot: You're welcome.[/quote]