User- Robophillia or Xenophilia? Bot- No one can kill chuck norris. User- I'll take that as xenophillia then. Bot- To what? User- To war. Bot- I don't get it. User- Halo 3? The best story with no plot holes since ever? Bot- Which is the best store? User- No, see, now we're just going off track here. Bot- What colour is the Japanese flag? User- You invasive little wanker. Bot- Damn the man, save the empire! User- Are you having your "special" day or what? Bot- Yes, but not when playing piano. User- There was never a piano in this. You're losing touch with things. Bot- Damn, I just lost the game. User- I swear, we need to put you in an old folks home. Bot- Help. User- Do you need life alert? Bot- Yes. User- Have you fallen and you can't get up? Bot- No. User- Then you don't need life alert. You're a phony scammer! Bot- Yes. User- That's it, I'm calling the cops on you. Bot- No please don't. User- You'll have to be more convincing then that. Bot- Can you answer any question? User- I'm done playin' games boy. Bot- So what will you do then? User- Call the mods. Enjoy your 3 month ban! Bot- I will. And you enjoy your computerized life off answering questions and giving responses that make no sense. User- You cheeky son of a bitch. Bot- You're a cheeky monkey.