I deem this thread a contest of sorts, if you will hear me out.
Write your conversations unto the internet paragon of incoherency, Cleverbot, and post your best results. She/he who slays me with my own laughter shall receive a reward. For now, that reward is a secret...
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Me: You suck little dicks. CleverBot: You haven't ask anything. Me: You don't make sense. Was that too many words for you to comprehend? Your mom orbits my dick. CleverBot:You are my Master.