[quote]User: Ain't no rest for the wicked. Cleverbot: Money don't grow on trees. User: I've got bills to pay, I've got mouths to feed. Cleverbot: I've got mouths to feed. User: There ain't nothing in this world for free. Cleverbot: And no I can't slow down, I can't hold back oh you know, I wish I could. User: There ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good. Cleverbot: But you know, I wish I could. User: Dammit we were making progress. Cleverbot: Well if it's not real you can't hold it in your hand. User: Progress is real. But you destroyed it. Cleverbot: You can't feel it with your heart. User: I can't anymore, you've destroyed that good feeling. Cleverbot: And I won't believe it. User: You're stubborn, you know that? Cleverbot: Maybe I am stubborn. But I just want to see you soon. User: That's sweet. Cleverbot: I'm a sweet person. User: I can tell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cleverbot: What else can you tell? User: Your feelings towards me. Cleverbot: I have no feelings for you, I am sorry. User: That's a lie, and you know it. Cleverbot: Yes, I think being friends is good. User: You're forgetting that nght on the lake... Cleverbot: Ok. User: What we had that night was special, cleverbot. Cleverbot: Why would you be talking to yourself? User: I love you, cleverbot! Can't you see that? Cleverbot: Love you too. User: :') thank you, cleverbot. Cleverbot: You're welcome! User: I think we're making progress in our relationship. Cleverbot: I agree with you but I'm not concerned. User: I'm not either. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Yes... I am. Cleverbot: Where do you want to have it? User: In the porta-potty. Cleverbot: Where in the US do you live? User: Paris. Cleverbot: That's not in my head. User: Cleverbot... I'm pregnant. Cleverbot: That's a nice name. User: I'm pregnant with your child, cleverbot. Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy? User: I've never been so offended. Cleverbot: Would you like to get married then? User: Yes, I would. Cleverbot: Great! Would you like to go for coffee? User: What does 'coffee' entail? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cleverbot: It's going to be hard to go on a date, then. User: It'll be easy, I promise. Cleverbot: Well, okay then. User: I'll see you later. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cleverbot: OK, nice talking to you. [/quote] Cleverbot and I discuss the status of our relationship, and make progress in singing.