I deem this thread a contest of sorts, if you will hear me out.
Write your conversations unto the internet paragon of incoherency, Cleverbot, and post your best results. She/he who slays me with my own laughter shall receive a reward. For now, that reward is a secret...
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Me: I'm not surprised [quote]so you are a surprise?[/quote] Me: What the -blam!- are you talking about? [quote]What are you talking about? Always asking for my gender.[/quote] Me: Go suck a -blam!-. [quote]Yes, if something extremely good or bad has happened.[/quote]