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originally posted in: Where did you Lose Your Virginity?
7/5/2014 6:04:46 PM
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*spits tobacco chew* >freshman year of high school >super flaming hot mixed race girl attends >I've known her since middle school, we're friendly >back in 8th grade, I had my first kiss with her, and I felt her up (at her demand) >decide to talk to her more because hormones >we become tight friends, flirty with each-other, over the course of the quarter >sometimes we talk about sex, just in general. We're both virgins >"we should hang out sometime" >"sure!" >she comes over one weekend and I show her how to play Halo: Reach >at one point she's sitting on my lap and I'm manipulating her fingers on the controller to help her learn >I take a long draw through my nose over her shoulder (creeper status) and I distinctly remember the smirk on her face when she turned around >at this point, I think we both forgot about the game >It's that "are you thinking what I'm thinking?" stare >in no time, we're doing the nasty on my game room couch, my mother is taking a quick nap across the house luckily >time passes >I hear my mom wake up across the house >we try to redress ourselves, but it's a lost cause >my mom walks in right when we're all dressed. We frankly look like we just had sex. Messy hair, ruffled clothes, the whole bit >thankfully she either didn't notice or didn't care >get off scot free (pun intended)
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