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Edited by The Lizardo: 7/11/2014 4:48:06 AM
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so theres this girl...

ok sorry if this rambles but i got a lot going thru my mind right now ok so i went onto okcupid.com and found this one girl who made a winkyface at my profile and i decided hey why not meet up because winkyfaces are a good show that you are ready to have an intimite relationship so i meet up and what do you know shes black. welp i decide i aint marrying this girl because obvious reasons but i take her home to show gratitutde for meeting up at all. so we are chillin and illin in my room and she starts listenin to country music and im like wtf but then im like ok whatever then she starts gettin a little kinky and takes off my pants so i comply and give her the old sausage an in the morning i wake up and its fukn 2 in the morning and i get out of there as fast as i can but then i remember its my house and tell her to leave then 2 months l8r i get a call from her (how she got my digits i will never know) saying she had a nice time (again weird because this was 2 months ago) and says lets do it again i say ok and we do it again and in the morning i wake up and its fukn 2 in the morning and i get out of there as fast as i can but then i remember its my house and tell her to leave well five months pass and i hear nothing of this girl and then she comes to my house unnanouced with a huge announcement that she ddint annouce before, therefore being unnanounced she says that she is having a dinner paty and im invited i tell her to go finger-bang herself and she cries. i cry allong with her because i am not a strong man. then we have sex again and then i fall asleep during th sex. i wake up in the morning and shes still having sex with me while lstening to country music im like whatever but then as i clamax i sorta shit my pants so i got to the bathroom and clean up. then i never heard from her again what do i do flood TL;DR [spoiler]ok sorry if this rambles but i got a lot going thru my mind right now ok so i went onto okcupid.com and found this one girl who made a winkyface at my profile and i decided hey why not meet up because winkyfaces are a good show that you are ready to have an intimite relationship so i meet up and what do you know shes black. welp i decide i aint marrying this girl because obvious reasons but i take her home to show gratitutde for meeting up at all. so we are chillin and illin in my room and she starts listenin to country music and im like wtf but then im like ok whatever then she starts gettin a little kinky and takes off my pants so i comply and give her the old sausage an in the morning i wake up and its fukn 2 in the morning and i get out of there as fast as i can but then i remember its my house and tell her to leave then 2 months l8r i get a call from her (how she got my digits i will never know) saying she had a nice time (again weird because this was 2 months ago) and says lets do it again i say ok and we do it again and in the morning i wake up and its fukn 2 in the morning and i get out of there as fast as i can but then i remember its my house and tell her to leave well five months pass and i hear nothing of this girl and then she comes to my house unnanouced with a huge announcement that she ddint annouce before, therefore being unnanounced she says that she is having a dinner paty and im invited i tell her to go finger-bang herself and she cries. i cry allong with her because i am not a strong man. then we have sex again and then i fall asleep during th sex. i wake up in the morning and shes still having sex with me while lstening to country music im like whatever but then as i clamax i sorta shit my pants so i got to the bathroom and clean up. then i never heard from her again[/spoiler]

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