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7/9/2014 5:56:43 AM
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So my neighbor gave me this...
In case people here weren't already aware from my "I'm fat, deal with it" thread (which earned 500+ replies but was deleted by a butthurt skinnyfat mod), I'm a fat fuck.
Well, I'm trying to better myself, and it looks like this is coming to a screeching halt thanks to this letter.
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12 Replies[u]How to safely and humanely tell your neighbour how you feel[/u] Step 1: Wait until night. Step 2: Sneak into neighbours house Step 3: Stealth mode into his bed Step 4: Sensuously caress him Step 5: Embrace him, gently at first Step 6: Slowly smother him to death Step 7: Rip his arm off Step 8: Use it to beat his children to death with a soggy end. Step 9: Rejoice in your new-found exercise-related freedoms.
