In case people here weren't already aware from my "I'm fat, deal with it" thread (which earned 500+ replies but was deleted by a butthurt skinnyfat mod), I'm a fat fuck.
Well, I'm trying to better myself, and it looks like this is coming to a screeching halt thanks to this letter.
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Please jog around the neighborhood without a shirt and then come back and hose yourself off and then deliver a letter saying that "I hope you enjoyed the show".