In case people here weren't already aware from my "I'm fat, deal with it" thread (which earned 500+ replies but was deleted by a butthurt skinnyfat mod), I'm a fat fuck.
Well, I'm trying to better myself, and it looks like this is coming to a screeching halt thanks to this letter.
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The guy is a tool. I say jog around in the tightest pair of cut- offs you can squeeze into and go shirtless. Work up a really good sweat, and then casually toss a soaked sweatrag into the offenders yard (if you know who the coward is). Afterwards, lie out in your front yard in a banana hammock and catch some rays.