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10/3/2013 12:07:18 AM
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I live with a girl.

Not my girlfriend, just a roommate. So fellas, gimme some ideas for epic pranks that keep her on her toes all the time.

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  • Impregnate her while she's sleeping. When she wakes up the day after punch yourself in the face and go up to her with a bruise and say that a guy came in and knocked you out after getting in a fist fight. Say that because of the noise the robber left. She will never suspect a thing.

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