In case people here weren't already aware from my "I'm fat, deal with it" thread (which earned 500+ replies but was deleted by a butthurt skinnyfat mod), I'm a fat fuck.
Well, I'm trying to better myself, and it looks like this is coming to a screeching halt thanks to this letter.
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I bet your neighbors are vegans. I have an objective for you. Tomorrow at 2, order a pizza with whatever meaty topping you enjoy. Have it delivered. Wait for the delivery guy to leave. Take off your shirt. Get a lawn chair. Enjoy your lunch in your front yard, because it's your property and you can do whatever the hell you like with it.