In case people here weren't already aware from my "I'm fat, deal with it" thread (which earned 500+ replies but was deleted by a butthurt skinnyfat mod), I'm a fat fuck.
Well, I'm trying to better myself, and it looks like this is coming to a screeching halt thanks to this letter.
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When you run, tape zip-lock bags underneath your armpits. When you find the offending neighbor, give them a little present.