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Edited by bastage: 5/14/2015 12:30:53 PM
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Paste The Last Thing You Copied (LATE 3K POSTS PARTY)

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  • A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won’t. Dibble means to drink like a duck. “Canada” is an Indian word meaning “Big Village”. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name “soyce”. What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode. Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula”. The original story from “Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights” begins, “Aladdin was a little Chinese boy.” It is illegal to frown at cows in Bladworth, Saskatchewan. Norwegian scientists have hypothesized that Rudolph’s red nose is probably the result of a parasitic infection of his respiratory system. The country code for Russia is “007″. Hara kiri is an impolite way of saying the Japanese word seppuku which means, literally, belly splitting. A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. An American urologist bought Napoleon’s penis for $40,000. Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister. The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896.

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  • Edited by Devious_Melons: 4/26/2015 4:49:15 PM
    I violated the code of conduct, I will be met with ninja justice.

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  • 32 warlock hosting Crota normal cp

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  • SWIGGITY   ∧_∧   ( ̄3 ̄)  ⊂ ⊂ )    ( ( (    (_(_)       Swooty    ∧_∧        ( ̄3 ̄)       ( U つ     ) ) ) (_)_) I'm ∧_∧   ( ̄3 ̄) ⊂_へ つ  (_)| 彡 (_) Coming ∧_∧   ( -_- )っ (っ / Lノ┘ For that   ∧___∧ ⊂( -_ - )  ヽ ⊂二/  (⌒) / Booty! /        \ |  。   。 | \  ___ (•_•) <) )╯ When you're ready / \ ( •_•) <( (> Come and get it / \ (•_•) ~( )~ NA NA NA NA / \" (•_•) <) )- if yo age is / \ (•_•) /( (> not on the clock / \ Get (•_•)/ <) ) ready for my cock / \ \(•_•) ( (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( (> then / \ (•_•) <) )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ \(`0`)// ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER BITCH (•_•) <) )╯because bitch I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ   \\ _    \( •_•) 2     < ⌒ヽ F    /   へ\ A    /  / \\ B    レ ノ   ヽ_つ 4   / / Y   / /| O  ( (ヽ U  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / `ノ )  Lノ (_// B I T C H

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  • Only if it's falsely true that the answer is not possibly the correct answer

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  • >be me >sees awesome looking game made by EA > pre orders game >be Head of marketing for EA talking to CEO You say, "ok, we've made nearly 200 million dollars, and development on (insert game here) will start in two months." * 4 months later" >Be the CEO talking to DEV team. you say, "ok, in, the time since the first trailer, we have made over 600 million dollars. I think we can go ahead and release it. We have their money."

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  • Obsidian Blackbird McKnight

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    • Prologue It was a classroom of around 20-30. This wasn't an ordinary classroom, however. This classroom was full of the most retarded and cringeworthy people you'll ever meet, all put into one room. On the first day of school, I felt so bad for the teacher because I knew just how bad his class was and had already concluded this class would probably make him kill himself. I am a security officer, and this is my life monitoring a "public" school classroom.

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      • Have hard Templar checkpoint. Join for a chance to win fatebringer.[

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      • My paste is a phone # but I don't want him getting spammed. Sorry

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      • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  _ノ ヽ ノ \_ `/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ (  (三ヽ人  /  | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ ヽ___>、___/    |( 王 ノ〈    /ミ`ー―彡ヽ   / ヽ_/ \

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      • SWIGGITY   ∧_∧   ( ̄3 ̄)  ⊂ ⊂ )    ( ( (    (_(_)       Swooty    ∧_∧        ( ̄3 ̄)       ( U つ     ) ) ) (_)_) I'm ∧_∧   ( ̄3 ̄) ⊂_へ つ  (_)| 彡 (_) Coming ∧_∧   ( -_- )っ (っ / Lノ┘ For that   ∧___∧ ⊂( -_ - )  ヽ ⊂二/  (⌒) / Booty! /        \ |  。   。 | \  ___ (•_•) <) )╯ When you're ready / \ ( •_•) <( (> Come and get it / \ (•_•) ~( )~ NA NA NA NA / \" (•_•) <) )- if yo age is / \ (•_•) /( (> not on the clock / \ Get (•_•)/ <) ) ready for my cock / \ \(•_•) ( (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( (> then / \ (•_•) <) )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ \(`0`)// ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER BITCH (•_•) <) )╯because bitch I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ   \\ _    \( •_•) 2     < ⌒ヽ F    /   へ\ A    /  / \\ B    レ ノ   ヽ_つ 4   / / Y   / /| O  ( (ヽ U  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / `ノ )  Lノ (_// B I T C H

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      • ]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      • Edited by MrKnuckleshucky: 4/26/2015 5:34:19 PM
        Hosting hard mode deathsinger checkpoint. Send mrknuckleshucky a message for invite. Include your level, class, and what rocket you have, and if you are good with the sword. Must be experienced with raid to join. That one kinda failed. The raid team just rage quit. But now I have a hard mode crota checkpoint, if interested message me and we can do it

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      • http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Covenant_Remnant read this article I've you haven't

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      • SWIGGITY   ∧_∧   ( ・∀・)  ⊂ ⊂ )    ( ( (    (_(_)       Swoogity    ∧_∧       ( ・∀・)       ( U つ     ) ) ) (_)_) I'm ∧_∧   ( ・∀・) ⊂_へ つ  (_)| 彡 (_) Coming ∧_∧   (・_・)っ (っ / Lノ┘ For that   ∧___∧ ⊂(・_・ )  ヽ ⊂二/  (⌒) / Booty! /        \ |  ●    ● | \  ___ /

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