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Paste The Last Thing You Copied (LATE 3K POSTS PARTY)

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  • http://chevroletcamarozl1.blogspot.com/2013/04/2013-chevy-camaro-convertible-hardtop.html

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  • [spoiler]Uhhmm a space is my copy.....[/spoiler]

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  • I have a petition: We should not allow women to breed if they: - Have a deformity that negatively affects physical appearance - Have an asymmetrical face - Has a flat buttocks - Is fat - Is a -blam!- - Is a bitch - Has an IQ above 110 or below 95 - Has a breast size smaller than D cup That will be all.

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    • Yeah I've had this on my mind for ages now You're just to blind to see the obvious truth Your life is plagued with tons of fake friends and there's a reason for it too Never shut your mouth you just go on and on and spew your shit. You live a life of lies you hypocrite Mark my words I'll never bow down and be your friend you worthless bitch You're just another spineless piece of shit Never shut your mouth you just go on and on and spew your shit You live a life of lies you hypocrite Mark my words I'll never bow down and be your friend you worthless bitch You're just another spineless piece of shit Fake friends is all you'll find When you treat everyone like shit and leave your morals behind Fake friends is all you'll find When you treat everyone like shit and leave your morals behind Find another, another friend cause, I don't like you You're a -blam!-ing, a -blam!-ing bitch with only fake friends Find another, another friend cause, I don't like you You're a -blam!-ing, a -blam!-ing bitch with only fake friends Nobody likes you They're just pretending Nobody like you You're so full of shit Whoa yeah Fake friends is all you'll find When you treat everyone like shit and leave your morals behind Fake friends is all you'll find When you treat everyone like shit and leave your morals behind All your friends are -blam!-ing fake What you gonna do when everything is said and through? Always longing for acceptance but you can't accept the truth You're -blam!-ed And all your friends are assholes too, putting up a -blam!-ing front Don't bite off what you can't chew Attila lyrics :D

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    • Rock climbing is fun -_- when did i copy this...

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    • When Felix Agnus put up the life-sized shrouded bronze statue of a grieving angel, seated on a pedestal, in the Agnus family plot in the Druid Ridge Cemetery, he had no idea what he had started. The statue was a rather eerie figure by day, frozen in a moment of grief and terrible pain. At night, the figure was almost unbelievably creepy; the shroud over its head obscuring the face until you were up close to it. There was a living air about the grieving angel, as if its arms could really reach out and grab you if you weren't careful. It didn't take long for rumors to sweep through the town and surrounding countryside. They said that the statue - nicknamed Black Aggie - was haunted by the spirit of a mistreated wife who lay beneath her feet. The statue's eyes would glow red at the stroke of midnight, and any living person who returned the statues gaze would instantly be struck blind. Any pregnant woman who passed through her shadow would miscarry. If you sat on her lap at night, the statue would come to life and crush you to death in her dark embrace. If you spoke Black Aggie's name three times at midnight in front of a dark mirror, the evil angel would appear and pull you down to hell. They also said that spirits of the dead would rise from their graves on dark nights to gather around the statue at night. People began visiting the cemetery just to see the statue, and it was then that the local fraternity decided to make the statue of Grief part of their initiation rites. "Black Aggie" sitting, where candidates for membership had to spend the night crouched beneath the statue with their backs to the grave of General Agnus, became popular. One dark night, two fraternity members accompanied new hopeful to the cemetery and watched while he took his place underneath the creepy statue. The clouds had obscured the moon that night, and the whole area surrounding the dark statue was filled with a sense of anger and malice. It felt as if a storm were brewing in that part of the cemetery, and to their chagrin, the two fraternity members noticed that gray shadows seemed to be clustering around the body of the frightened fraternity candidate crouching in front of the statue. What had been a funny initiation rite suddenly took on an air of danger. One of the fraternity brothers stepped forward in alarm to call out to the initiate. As he did, the statue above the boy stirred ominously. The two fraternity brothers froze in shock as the shrouded head turned toward the new candidate. They saw the gleam of glowing red eyes beneath the concealing hood as the statue's arms reached out toward the cowering boy. With shouts of alarm, the fraternity brothers leapt forward to rescue the new initiate. But it was too late. The initiate gave one horrified yell, and then his body disappeared into the embrace of the dark angel. The fraternity brothers skidded to a halt as the statue thoughtfully rested its glowing eyes upon them. With gasps of terror, the boys fled from the cemetery before the statue could grab them too. Hearing the screams, a night watchman hurried to the Agnus plot. To his chagrin, he discovered the body of a young man lying at the foot of the statue. The young man had apparently died of fright. The disruption caused by the statue grew so acute that the Agnus family finally donated it to the Smithsonian museum in Washington D.C.. The grieving angel sat for many years in storage there, never again to plague the citizens visiting the Druid Hill Park Cemetery.

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      • > I was only nine years old >I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek >I called him a -blam!- > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Shrek > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp" > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Shrek > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now" > Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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        • Dick Cheney - Go -blam!- Yourself (Family Guy): http://youtu.be/EwT4Rl2uGJY

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        • Sack was tripped this much is true

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          • Robert1_gandelf No idea who that is or why i copied it.

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          • Edited by Team Grimmie: 1/14/2015 7:38:17 AM
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