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  • [quote]Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.[/quote]

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  • @hack3rsca can you guys get a life, I mean seriously, have any of you ever had girlfriends. Do any of you even have jobs. I mean seriously, you guys just sit in your chairs like that one southpark guy and hack. What do your moms say about this, oh wait, they probably disowned you considering that you probably hacked into their bank account to get the attention of a girl who doesn't even know you exist because well, you guys are fat losers. You can laugh at this post all you want, you can even deny, but deep down, you guys know that your life is going no where so you have to mess with other people thus "filling" your hole of emptiness that you feel in your penis.

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  • Edited by Deleted235708: 12/28/2014 4:54:42 AM
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  • I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with you And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! Baby got back! I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *-blam!-* Till the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah) If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!) Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back! Baby got back! Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3". So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sister, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to diss 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! Baby got back!

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  • reject! reject! reject!

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  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-vwIn1atgg

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  • http://imgur.com/Pe4teLy I'm gonna get met by ninja justice, I feel it

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  • Edited by OutHouse: 12/25/2014 12:25:48 PM
    Hey bro just letting u know i popped the question. Were engaged! Phone ftw

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  • Ranked #1197Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko. Wtf?

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    • HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR, GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD IT'S A COOL PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GETS COLDER YOU'RE BUNDLED UP, NOW WAIT 'TIL YOU GET OLDER BUT THE METEOR MEN BEG TO DIFFER JUDGING BY THE HOLE IN THE SATELLITE PICTURE THE ICE WE SKATE IS GETTING PRETTY THIN THE WATERS GETTING WARM, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SWIM MY WORLD'S ON FIRE HOW ABOUT YOURS THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT AND I NEVER GET BORED HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR, GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD GO FOR THE MOON GO FOR THE MOON GO FOR THE MOON GO FOR THE MOON HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR, GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD ONLY SHOOTING STARS SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED, COULD I SPARE SOME CHANGE FOR GAS I NEED TO GET MYSELF AWAY FROM THIS PLACE I SAID, YEP, WHAT A CONCEPT I COULD USE A LITTLE FUEL MYSELF AND WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE CHANGE WELL, THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK STREETS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR, GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD

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    • GabeN is love, GabeN is life

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    • -blam!- OFF BRYCE

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    • Edited by ResonantParoxysm: 12/25/2014 11:23:22 AM
      This copy was long. I saved it because I put effort into it. I've been needing to do this for the past few days. I still feel iffy about it. Im drunk right now over it. 6 months ago I got a job at ups. It was my first job ever and I was afraid of things like getting fired. About 2 months into the job I noticed this beautiful girl that I worked with. She was the definition of beauty with more that I would come to learn. I have never dated or had ever even felt love before so I didn't know how to react. I kept my feelings to myself and I would talk to her casually about things every now and then. I could feel that she was a person who cared about you, someone who could never hurt your feelings. Four months into the job I realized that I was in love with her but still was confused about what to do about it. I practically knew nothing about her but I felt like I wanted to spend forever with her. The fifth month into the job the feelings became irresistible. She was too good of a person to pass up so I decided that I was going to tell her how I felt but didn't know how to because I was afraid of her not accepting me. One day last week I had free time (hours of it). I spent that time drawing a picture with just a pen of two people on a hillside laying down, holding hands, and star gazing. A different girl said it was cute and asked me if I had a girlfriend. I said no and she said that if I gave a girl the picture I would. This was my opening. I flipped it over, wrote "I don't know where you are with relationships so I won't ask you any questions. However you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen and I hope your life never runs out of smiles. Love brad." She always smiles when she talked to me. I gave it to her and told her to open it when she got home. The next day she told me she liked the picture and thought that I was sweet but she was starting to see someone else in a non serious relationship. She told me to keep my hopes high and said something about "knowing someone better". She hugged me and I was okay. We played games for the rest of the day and talked. A few days went by and I didn't want to just to give up on her. She said she wasn't into anything serious so I planned to ask her out on a non serious date where we could just talk. I wanted to go ice skating but the weather wouldn't let me so I planned to take her to the aquarium. The day that I went to ask her out I bought her a flower (a pink rose because pink was her favorite color). I also swore that what ever happens I'll never hate her. I went in and asked my supervisor/friend if I could get out 10 minutes earlier than her so that I could ask her out. He said he would see what he could do. A few minutes passed and he pulled me aside to disclose something I wish he hadnt. (I don't wish to incriminate her, even though her identity is safe on this forum, so the rest of this story is vague). He told me about her secret. There were things in her life she had done. He told me that he was just looking out for me and didn't want me to get hurt because I was a nice guy. I told him immediately that "people make mistakes in their lives that they regret and because they hate themselves for their mistakes that's what makes them good people." I meant these words one hundred percent. However I couldn't shake her secret off my mind. I started wondering if the things she said were lies she made to protect me from her. I got off of work and grabbed the flower with my number on it. I waited outside for her to walk by so that I could ask her out except I was really extra nervous this time. I pulled her aside and told her I have some things I needed to say to her. I said something like "I know that you are seeing someone but I didn't get to tell you how I really felt in the letter. Would you go on a date with me so we can talk about things?" There were more words than that but I was too nervous and concerned to remember. She said that she really liked me, but she was starting to see someone else and wanted to see where it goes. However if it doesn't work out she will gladly go on a date with me. I said "that is alright, i dont want you to do anything that you dont want to." We hugged, said goodbye and good night and went home. That was the last time I saw her on Monday night. I then started wondering if she was really seeing someone else or was she trying to protect me. Her secret is like a curse and the only cures are if she tells me it herself and we discuss it or if she crushes me and I end up hating her. I ran out of ideas to deal with it so I got drunk and it didn't work. I want to forget about the secret so bad but I can't without her. I have the solution for the problem but I can't use it without her. I still love her dispite the secret. How to I deal/cope with this because right now I'm trying talking. Thanks

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    • Pyroar @ Choice Specs Ability: Unnerve EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature - Fire Blast - Hyper Voice - Dark Pulse - Hidden Power Grass

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    • Edited by GOD: 12/25/2014 11:09:43 AM
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