[Created on November 18th, 2014, at 5PM EST] [u][b]If this thread should be found years from the date enscribed up top, then please necrobump to the nearest porch, thank you. Also, the creator of this post is Marty McFly, should the name above be Deleted User.[/b][/u] [i]Hello Floodians, I am currently composing a list of facts that every Floodian should know. If you want to contribute, then DM me a fact and I shall add it to the list. Only one per user please.[/i] 1. The toast/envelope method 60% of the time works 90% of the time [b]-Marty McFly[/b] 2. Always blame Stosh. [i]Always[/i] [b]-Jphn 33[/b] 3. Discordianism is the one true religion. Do not deny it. [b]-EnTreauxPea[/b] 4. ayy lmao [b]-GoatWhisperer[/b] 5. B.old were teh best tiemz! B.next was a painful downgrade, but eh.. You get used to it.. I guess.. [b]-III H1TMaN III[/b] 6. Asking flood for advice is sacrilege and should be only used as a last resort. [b]-Rhino Turkey[/b] 7. DeeJ is Captain Pegboy [b]-JesusOfSurburbia[/b] 8. Porches are hilarious. [b]-Purple Jaime[/b] 9. Lenny is the master of the booty [b]-Scorpion[/b] 10. Cheerios are best cereal. ;3 [b]-BioSmiley[/b] 11. [url=http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page]Bungie Wiki[/url] [b]-Zoob[/b] 12. [url=http://www.niagarahospice.org/content/images/Special%20Events/meat.jpg]JOHN[/url] [url=http://robertmannblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/top.gif]CENA[/url] [b]-The whole damned forum[/b] 13. A meter will hit earth in the futer [b]-Mr Skeltal[/b] 14. Modern feminism is stoopid [b]-Thankful RJ956[/b] 15. We are all achronos alts [b]-StudyOfWumbo[/b] 16. You lied to me [b]-Tacticool Badger[/b] 17. *roleplay* is all too common... [b]-anarchy125[/b] 18. Try Xbox.com [b]-Foudre Fondue[/b] 19. Every post is a shit post, no exceptions [b]-addiegoble[/b] 20. Sipping toilets is reserved for CoastalSet and An Alt [b]-An Alt[/b] 21. [i]21[/i] [b]-Dat vine kiddo[/b] 22. Beware the alts. [b]-Shpip[/b] 23. Darude Sandstorm [b]-WARJET[/b] 24. LTazer is the classiest guy around. [b]-LTazer[/b] 25. Facts 20 and 24 are opinions [b]-Marty McFly[/b] 26. Flags on trucks are fun. [b]-Doug[/b] 27. Spongebob is our Lord and Savior. [b]-TheFlyingNarwhal[/b] 28. Porch Day [b]-TheThankfulGrunt[/b] 29. When you open up #gaming there is a 60% chance that 90% of the page is VoGifyed [b]-Hydrazard561[/b] 30. [b]Never[/b] talk about the flood [b]-PerilousTurkey[/b] 31. Talos is the floodian god [b]-Thankful Ebola[/b] 32. Marty is the life of Bungie [b]-Batman[/b] 33. Licking doorknobs is illegal on alien planets. Your punishment will be the removal of your ass by a device called an "Ayy" [b]-Tilted the Wolf[/b] 34. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [b]-All the Floodian Perverts[/b] 35. You're a fig [b]-Sky the Pilgrim[/b] 36. I created truck/flag day [b]-Xboxdotcom[/b] 37. You must know tha-*gets sniped* [b]-Archon[/b] 38. o______________o is your daddy [b]-Blonic[/b] 39. Elise is Jester's grill [b]-Jester[/b] 40. Cops are evil and Weed is love [b]-Camnator[/b] 41. *Gurgles excitedly* [b]-Fartmonkey[/b] 42. There is no rule 42 [b]-Baldbeard76[/b] 43. [b][You must have Bungie® Premium Second Class Membership to view this rule][/b] [b]-FeelGoodCEO[/b] 44. Horse vag is best vag. Never forget that [b]-Engrapadora[/b] 45. ifarted69 [b]-Plasma Eagle[/b] 46. PRAISE THE SUN! [b]-The Juice Box[/b] 47. There will always be a religious "debate" thread [b]-Devius Dios[/b] 48. Recon banned himself once *twice [b]-Atticus[/b] 49. What happens in the Flood, stays in the Flood [b]-Jocus[/b] 50. Shishka is still a peg boy [b]-Hey Im Swat[/b] 51. The heavy is a spy [b]-APEACFULFLOWER[/b] 52. If this is your first night in Off Topic, then you have to shitpost [b]-Bardock[/b] 53. [i]no u[/i] [b]-Elbow Macaroni[/b] 54. OP is a fig [b]-CoumterStorm[/b] 55. [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/14007448/0/0/1]Toast/Envelope[/url] [b]-Hokage123679[/b] 56. Well, this got really stupid fast [b]-Verbatim[/b] 57. 95% of the time, OP does not deliver [b]-ExtremistFlyer7[/b] 58. When in doubt, [b]pinkie out[/b] [b]-A Drunk3n Turkey[/b] 59. DeeJ is a pegboy, anyone who says otherwise will be banished [b]-Coconut Marty[/b] 60. Frog blast the vent cores [b]-Noble 6[/b] 61, Lawn chair is the only suitable seat [b]-Datbigguy[/b] 62. Expect the hate [b]-InstaCode[/b] 63. Necrobumping is a crime punishable by death [b]-Shpip[/b] 64. Master Chief [i]always[/i] wins the polls [b]-Pureey n Turkeey[/b] 65. You're new if you don't open links you are given in incognito mode [b]-Endertacular[/b] 66. Smother yourself in (Bungie)balls! [b]-Various Users[/b] 67. Cosmic Wang [b]-Caption Render[/b] 68. Rule 63 doesn't apply to this thread [b]-Marty McFly[/b] 69. [b]-The Flood[/b] ／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ / ノ) 　　　　　　 　）　ヽ / ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ.,ノ /　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／ 丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/ 　　 `ヽ `ー-’人`ーﾉ 　　　 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ 70. Lenny holds up all of the first 69 points [b]-The Flood[/b] 71. BioSmiley=Rain [b]-skoobydru[/b] 72. If you don't remeber [url=http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3XfeUbQL9Hc/maxresdefault.jpg]this[/url], you're too young [b]-Marty McFly[/b] 73. Ass>tits [b]-S7ven[/b] 74. Recon is your uncle [b]-I ColdEmbrace I[/b] 75. Necromancy is an amazing thing [b]-EnderWolf1013[/b] 76. You can get banned for calling yourself a fig [b]-Pilgrim Novice[/b] 77. This is more "stuff that every newfoman knows after 2 days on b.net" than a necessary posting guide [b]-DBZonda[/b] 78. Hail Cthulhu [b]-Tskune Aono[/b] 78. [i]Always[/i] suspect the Spanish Inquisition [b]-Dunbrack Rooney[/b] 79. Marty is the one true answer to all good music threads [b]-Gl1tch3d Gh0sT[/b] 80. Go away Anna [b]-IngloriousWho98[/b]

／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ / ノ) 　　　　　　 　）　ヽ / ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ.,ノ /　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／ 丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/ 　　 `ヽ `ー-’人`ーﾉ 　　　 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ

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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality. Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy, Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low, Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me. Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Too late, my time has come, Sent shivers down my spine, Body's aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows), I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all. I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, Very, very frightening me. (Galileo) Galileo. (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!) Will not let you go. (Let me go!) Never, never let you go Never let me go, oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.) Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me. So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die? Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here. (Oh, yeah, oh yeah) Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters, Nothing really matters to me. Anyway the wind blows.