dobry den, flood. i have yet another gosh darn girl problem that i need you to solve. crazy, right? well i was on beautifulpeople.com lookin for som beautiful people, and i found one. let's call her ginger. so we met up and had some 'hot coffee' [spoiler]if ya know what i mean ;)[/spoiler] and after the booty call i went to sleep. the next morning, i woke up lying in a bathtub, with a scar on my forehead. she told me she cut out my brain to harvest it in the black market. well, i punched her in the face and demanded she give me the brain back. that's when she made out all hot-like with me and then we had another booty call where i had sex with her by putting my penis into her vagina mutliple times until i ejaculated (but not her) and yadayadayada she took my pancreas too. and after that i was like "OK fine keep them you bitch" and left dat shit. well i called the cops later that nite and they searched her house and found nothing. apparently the girl i was out with has been dead for five years and my brain and pancreas have always been gone. the cops must be super inept at their job because i know she's out there. i just have to find her... what do i do, flood?