What's yer poison?
Bartenders
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Liberty Prime (dentist)
BNT777
Velinzio
Vien Quitonm
Razoron333
Neno is drunk
Abba61
professor bonghit (bar pharmacist)
A BIG COWPIE
Last
DB5414: the first user to reply to me
Ossku: first actual poster
Qwerty the great: longest drink name!
Also be sure to check out Qwerty's pub!
Menu
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Malt liquor
Red wine (out)
Guinness
Blood
Cola
Bailey's on ice
Hot chocolate
Jagerbomb
Uranium
Energon
Malk
Baby extract
30 minutes of uptime
Root beer (with or without ice cream)
Scotch
Black-briar reserve
Vodka
Champagne
Smithwicks
Jello shots
A truck
Crown
Water(extra oxygen on request)
Weed
Bailey's
Maple syrup
Mgalekgolo sperm(only available to friends of Cowpie)
[b]LEMON DROP[/b]
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Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
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"The drink of doom"
The legend:
A SPECIAL ORDER THAT HAS ONLY BEEN SERVED ONCE BEFORE. THE SANGHEILI WHO TRIED IT DIED THE INSTANT HE TASTED IT. I ONCE MADE A BET WITH HIM THAT I'M TOUGHER. I BET I CAN TAKE A SHOT GLASS OF IT.
Ingredients:
GRUNT BLOOD, SANGHEILI BLOOD, PROPHET BLOOD, FLOOD BLOOD, MGALEKGOLO BLOOD, BRUTE BLOOD, DRONE BLOOD, HUMAN BLOOD, JACKAL BLOOD, A LIQUIFIED PLASMA PISTOL BATTERY, AND GHOST PEPPER HOT SAUCE. I ALSO CHALLENGE VIEN, GOJIRA, BIOSMILEY, AND BLONIC TO TRY IT AFTER ME. ~ A BIG COWPIE
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"The lonepaul"
1. Smirnoff
2. Caprisun
3. Sunny D
4. Sugar Spice and everything nice
5. Tears of an orphan
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"The Secondclass":
>Rum
>Coke
>Puss from an infected cold sore
>1 marijuana leaf
>and a woman dips her (clean) foot in the drink before serving
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Cream Beer
>1/3 A&W Root Beer
>2/3 A&W Cream Soda
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Heartbooster
>1/2 Schweppes Ginger Ale
>1/2 Red Bull
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Nuka Cola
>1/3 A&W Cream soda
>1/3 CocaCola
>1/3 Mountain Dew
10,000 replies: incomplete
[quote]SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS![/quote]
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[quote]SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS![/quote][/] Got an idea for a drink A dude smoothie. Contains A hunters eel A pickle. One extract of grunt brain. And 50% alcohol
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Can I get a glass of orange juice with some vodka?
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Edited by Treebeard: 7/15/2014 5:07:43 PMGive me a "Back and to the left" Contents: A dash of JFK's blood, A spoonful of Lee Harvey Oswald's rectal juices, The matured, liquidised, decomposing flesh of long dead walruses, A bit of vodka, And the blood of a virgin (preferably used previously in satanic worship, gives it that "zesty" taste) The best drink ever.
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Edited by addiecorps: 7/15/2014 4:34:15 AM------ "The Floodian" 1. White Lighting 2. Koolaid 3. Untreated sewage With a rancid chicken tender as a straw ------
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Viva bby
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Orphan tears please! And extra oxygen water. And secret Option: Oprah tears please!
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The latest beverage: The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - 2 cups of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - a teaspoon of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - 1/2 a cup of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - a cup of freshly sliced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Blend and serve at room temperature, and garnish with some ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Enjoy! [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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aw shit son
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I'd like to add to the menu, an all-time favourite drink of mine: "The D.K.G." Ingredients: -6 drops of radiated water -Blood of a part-Jewish child (not fully Jewish, and preferably female) -Bad whisky -2 drops of green food colouring -1 generic lego figurine This is usually served in a silver canister, which will be shaken, opened, and consumed to the customers delight. I'll take three!
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Waiter give BioSmiley the best drink you have. It's on me.
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EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT! *blacks out*
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Hey boss look what I found collecting dust in storage. What do you say, should I hook it up?
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I think ima add "Henny and Gingerale" to the menu.
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I WANT YOUR BEST QUARIAN BEER!
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Edited by BioCharizard16: 7/15/2014 4:31:09 PMDrink of doom please. Need one after a hard day's work in matchmaking.
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Hmm... a straight up shot of orphan tears please...
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I'll take a shit to go.
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Give [url=http://www.bungie.net/7_true-velox/en/view/profile/index#!page=index&mid=3888237]that man sitting right over there[/url] a drink on me, will you?
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Hit me up with a Sentra. Extra hospital alcohol, hold the salt.
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*Leans on counter of bar* What'ya recommend for me?
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Feck! Bitch! Shit! I just -blam!-ed up my electrophoresis gel. I need beer. Not getting home until 03:00 today (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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Edited by ShimmyBoom777: 7/15/2014 4:21:20 AMBehold the latest drink: The Edge Ingredients: Blend 1 bible... That's it... [spoiler]*Fedora Intensifies[/spoiler]
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[quote]New Drink: "The JOHN CENA" 1. Absinthe 2. 2 roofies 3. Cum New Drink: "The Achronos" 1. Vodka 2. Blood of a desticle 3. Tears of a banned Floodian 4. Sweat of a master ninja New Drink: "The Camnator" 1. Kahluha 2. Nugtella 3. An extra shot of THC juice 4. Booty juice 5. Blood of a jackboot cop [/quote] New drinks so far, ORDER THEM BITCHES
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I would also like one lonepaul, please.
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Could I get a Captain and Coke?
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New drink: the "Zulu Warrior" 1. Strait everclear (the 190 proof) 2. Small amount of ghost pepper 3. Said everclear lit on fire [spoiler]drink all in one shot[/spoiler] Shots shots shots [spoiler]#shotsfired[/spoiler]