How about a story? [spoiler]abba61: At homecoming my highlight was ripping down the decorations with my face Rampant: Ok now you gotta tell me that story! abba61: Yeah it was a hell of a night! So they covered the atrium doors with beads that hung down to make a "door" and then the beads were taped to the "Homecoming Dance 2013" banner. Well I was supposed to go both some of my bros but not a single dude showed up, so at first I was like "well shit this is gunna suck balls". Five agonizing and regretful minuets later I saw my friend Alaina (who's actually kinda hot) so I felt like I was saved and hung out with them and it was like a 6-1 girl boy ratio so that wasn't too bad. Although nothing happened cept a grind line and that was nice I guess. Anyway I started being me and -blam!-ing around, running, vaulting shit, and bringing idiots joy. Well I ran through the beads and I guess I'm REALLY unlucky cause I managed to snag some beads together. Nothing happened so I decided that "hey being a retarded little shit is a-ok" and ran at full sprint back through the beads because Alaina had stolen my phone but i got caught in the beads. So at full sprint I get caught with beads making a leash around my neck and I pull the entire two door curtain down, along with the dance banner. The bead's anchors at the bottom of most of the ropes broke sending little tiny plastic beads ALL over the entrance room (which is pretty large) filled with teachers, administrators, and some fellow students. Due to my speed and the beads I managed to slide a good 5 yards before stopping covered in beads, banner, and streamers. I wish somebody took a video because I stopped in front of a stunned Alaina and made the room silent. I think I said something along the lines of "I hate beads" and then just laid there until someone helped me up and to the drinks table at the dance... ...The shit I got for that was awesome, well it sucked, but in my mind I'm amazing. Rampant: That is quite possibly the greatest way to -blam!- up homecoming decorations. [/spoiler]