Bitches! Where the hell is the Angry Orchard!? REDD? Moonshine!?
*Eats someone's table*
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Take a sip of this. It'll calm you down
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*Drinks entire bottle in one go and throws it at ceiling, knocking some cheap ceiling tile down* Give me a keg of that shit!
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Here you go It's inside so you have to have to beat this guy to get it out *holds out baseball bat in one hand and crowbar in the other
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*Pulls out adamantium chainsaw. Attaches those two thing to said chainsaw.* *Mutilation occurs; Everclear get* *Drinks whole damn thing* Any more?
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I told these guys to take these "supplies" to a family in need in the middle of the forest. Have fun *gives you adamantium bullets
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Edited by Rogue Predalien: 7/15/2014 6:17:42 AM*Drinks a keg of Zulu Warrior.* *Is on fire* *Runs out with adamantium firesaw* I AM GHOSt RiDerrrrr.... *Explosions*
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Edited by Neno is drunk: 7/15/2014 6:25:36 AM.... Ahem... *looks at tip jar
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*It's filled up with 100 dollar bills* *Returns, dragging some kegs and dead Yautja with rope* Sorry it took so long.
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Sir, I have the hospital on speed dial if you need it.... I have a feeling you will, everclear be a harsh mistress..
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He'll be fine...
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Hospitals are for the weak. *Holds keg over mouth* *Pours and drinks potent moonshine*