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7/15/2014 5:38:32 AM
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New drink: the "Zulu Warrior"
1. Strait everclear (the 190 proof)
2. Small amount of ghost pepper
3. Said everclear lit on fire
[spoiler]drink all in one shot[/spoiler]
Shots shots shots
[spoiler]#shotsfired[/spoiler]
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That sounds like death in a glass.
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And yet I'm sure the actual Zulu warriors would call us pussies for not making It hotter :3
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True.
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*walks over to zulu* Sounds interesting to me, I'll cook one up for you... Cause it's on fire? Oh nevermind you came to drink not hear a bartender's puns... *Makes a Zulu Warrior* Here's your Warrior sir.
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*ghost rises* Alright I could go for one of those puns now bartender.
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*looks confused* When'd you kick the bucket? Ah not important. I think it's a little drafty in here... HEY DONT GO THROUGH ME! *stares at apparition* I thing someone is a headstrong, but you seem to be missing that...
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Got sniped after taking my drink, probably biosmiley. [spoiler]kek, cuz ima ghost I get it[/spoiler] Say mr.tender, care to check m bag for a bottled fairy? I just might have grabbed one on my latest trip to hyrule
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You have two? Huh... One is kinda... Umm... *holds up jar* You have a fairy and a magically shrunk girl...
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*mumbles under breath* *grabs jar* We... Uh.. Don't talk about [i]her[/i] *pets jar* [spoiler]she's special[/spoiler]
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Zulu... Why is she so [i]special..,[/i] *looks closely at jar* ...and why does it look like she is trying to get my attention?
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Noooooo no she's just trying to say hello, she's quite friendly isn't she? ISNT SHE?!?!
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Edited by abba61: 7/15/2014 4:37:43 PMZulu she look terrified... *puts face next to jar* ... and oddly attractive... *looks up* Zulu... what did you do?
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She's so purdy! I'll sell her to you for 50 shmeckles.... She does lots of cool stuff. *pupils dilate* *mouth quivers* So much stuff...
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*Places 50 schmeckles* What does she do and how, anything interesting?
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So much stuff! SO MUCH STUFF! *starts maniacally shaking head* *talks to self* [spoiler]so much stuff[/spoiler]
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Well gentlemen, I left my will in my backpack by my seat. Mr moo kow has rights to my testicles and biosmiley my shaft, but the rest of my body and possessions are up for grabs! *takes shot* Huh that wasn't too ba- *gets sniped*
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This might be a lame one, In which case I'll accept it
