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7/15/2014 7:17:16 AM
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GOD DAMMIT I SPOKE TO SOON!
*calls bobcast*
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[i]Bobcast we got an idiot down at the bar who's about to die so could you please hurry down? What? Shit, I'll do my best![/i]
Alright lay in the counter and drink this
*hands blue vile*
Trust me it might just save you
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*cue Mario power up music* *body increases in size x10* Ummm I feel better but I think there's a slight side effect...
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Whoops... Well this should help... A bit *hands purple vile*
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*penis grows out of forehead* Okay this isn't funny anymore...
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To be honest I have no idea what these are, nor what they do... But this one, I know *jingles black vile* Makes the dead living So here *hands green vile* Good luck?
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This seems fine. Finally *shits pants* Ah -blam!- it, this isn't too much different from my normal life.
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FINNALY! But here *Lays vodka with pink swirls* It's Imodium for you poo problem
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Thanks
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Sorry about the whole penis face thing... *hands slip* It's a voucher for some free drinks... I feel like I owe you, plus I don't need bobcast... He can be scary
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Thanks man, turn down for what
