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Edited by Boom1616: 7/24/2014 4:35:31 PM
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United Nations Thread

I saw something like this on the alternate flood forum and I'd like to have it here. Here are the rules: 25 countries max so get in where you fit in No nuking unless approved by at least 13 countries. Just comment your preferred country and you'll be added to the OP Wars will be decided by who can answer riddles correctly I will be controlling the aliens [b]Important announcements and requests are to be bolded and underlined[/b] More rules will be added if necessary... 1). America-Agent Wolf 2).Germany-Eli 3).France-Grey Sharpies 4).Bulgaria-Aryan Barbaryan 5).DRC- Plasma Eagle 6).Ukraine-Infiltrat0rN7 7).Canada-addiecorps 8).Ireland-Menschmachine 9).Australia-Mr Kay 10).England-Ronann 11).Switzerland-The Mythic Wolf 12).Italy-Agent Wolf 13).South Floodia-Dire Dragon 14).China-Progo 15).Russia-M1Silencer 16).Japan-DjKeith96 17).Israel-Yishae 18).Denmark-XSEAN 19).Antarctica-Biosmiley 20).North Korea-SwankyOtter 21).Liechtenstein-Razoron333 22).Iran-DB5414 23).Cuba-jesusfreak47 24).Estonia-Grampaops 25).Luxembourg-MoReCoWbELLx2x1 [u]Alliances [/u]America and Antarctica America and Italy Russia and England Italy and England Italy and France Italy and Canada Italy and Russia America and South Korea [u]WARS[/u] Ireland and Estonia Israel vs. the world [u][b]CONDITION OF THE WORLD[/b][/u] All the countries have been filled and things were peaceful for a while. Then things got crazy. South Floodia has statues of shrek all over the place. Estonia has won their war against Ireland. Now they're taking over all the neutral countries. Italy seems to be trying to ally with the world and is making progress. There are McDonalds everywhere except a few countries. Israel has declared war on the world. In an attempt to get an edge over the war on earth, many counties have gone into space to explore the great unknown. Space weaponry is being developed. Aliens have arrived and are determined to wipe out the humans. How will the world deal with this?

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  • [b][u]Ital supports Bulgaria in neutrality[/u][/b]

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  • [b][u]Bulgaria declares neutrality concerning Israel [/u][/b]

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  • [b][u]Italy Peacefully buys out the Arabian peninsula and harvests [i]500 billion litres of oil[/i][/u][/b]

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  • [b][u]Bulgaria supports Israel. This means Bulgaria is a enemy of the world.[/u][/b]

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    • *sends first penguin to the sun* TOP THAT!

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    • [b][u]Bulgaria is now #1 steel producer in the world Bulgaria extends arm of friendship to anyone who accepts, slav states already friend.[/u][/b]

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    • Italy is uneasy about Bulgaria-Israel alignment. May declare war.

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      • [b][u]Italy advances Project Gemini funding[/u][/b]

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      • [i][b]Dont mess with us Italians, fool[/b][/i]

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      • [i][u][b]Bulgaria moving fast up economic ladder, now 3rd richest country in the world. Prepares for war. Looking to form alliances [/i][/u][/b]

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        • *Gunther's Space Ship explodes, but is saved by Space Whale*

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          • [b][i][u]South Floodia sends 10 million Shrek statues to every nation as a gesture of friendship. (Shrek statues are 10ft tall and weigh a ton.)[/u][/i][/b]

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            • Edited by Agent Space Wolf: 7/21/2014 9:10:29 PM
              Operation Pachyderm = Italy has equipped its Elephants with vibranium outfits for extreme durability including= Bulletproof Extreme weather conditions Space, contains oxygen for the elephant. Also includes weapons. Operation Gemini Alpha Spaceships in primitive form at this stage. weapons include ESF, Shockwave, Auto-Fire rifles, Electric Burst Rifles, and the dreaded Hated Feared [i][b]Seminole X[/b][/i] - Rapid Tracking, auto sensoring missile that flies at 800mph and tracks enemies. Goes through shields. Weakness = Of all things, [b]Sap[/b] of a tree! If the Seminole X (aka ASTMX-2370) is covered in sap it fries the circuit board and explodes.

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            • [b] [u]Italy secretly had developed forcefield technologies with next-generation jammers, that are hacking proof. Nearly alien, these forcefield have no electrical, heat, or density signatures, they are transparent and next-to-impenetrable, only opening with special control commands from inside the dome. Very costly, takes time to build. Only one available right now, a 50 by 50 mile wide dome, over Rome. Houses the weapon research facilities and vaults. [/u][/b]

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              • [b][i][u]South Floodia begins to send a million Shrek statues to every nation every day.[/u][/i][/b]

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              • Edited by addiecorps: 7/21/2014 8:40:18 PM
                [u][b]Canada sends Toronto mayor Rob Ford to Israel... [/b][/u] [spoiler]*Tells Ford, Israel will give him unlimited free crack*[/spoiler]

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              • [b][i][u][quote]Italy Armed Forces Update III MC Armor = Completed, lots in stockpile, producing more PastaShieldTec™ = Setting up 2 more. Robotic SuperSoldiers = In research HoverTec™ = FSOD Chemical Warfare = FSOD Nuclear Warfare = FSOD Elephants (read next comment) MicroTec™ = Awaiting other countries SpaceCombat = Next Comment Italy starting research into AADLC with 12SPS[/quote][/u][/i][/b]

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              • Edited by Agent Space Wolf: 7/21/2014 9:00:22 PM
                [quote][b][u]Italy Alliances: America France Canada England Russia Antartica Luxembourg Switzerland: Neutral Cuba Italy now elects to also ally itself with near-country Denmark, and Cuba, and Australia. To Denmark: We will Fund you with pasta To Cuba: we wish good trading at the least. Edit: Cuba Accepts. To Australia: we wish to make a great alignment with you, and develop a new hybrid "Spartan Kangaroo Tactical Spec Ops team of super Kangaroo soldiers. Italy awaits and will respect your answers. [/u][/b][/quote]

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                • [b][u]Bulgaria is no longer Europes poorest country. It is only second poorest now. Begins building its production and economy.[/u][/b] [spoiler]I am Bulgaria, changed my username. You might wanna update the OP.[/spoiler]

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                  • [b][u]Bulgaria is pro Israel Bulgaria begins building it's army Bulgaria is still dirt poor and would like to trade [/u][/b]

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                  • [b][i][u]South Floodia accepts all the wonderful gifts of the world.[/u][/i][/b]

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                  • [b][u]Italy allies with Antartica Italy asks for scientists from France, America, and Canada in a pursuit in Microweaponry Will return the favor in an area of your countries choice. Top 5 on Italy trust list: Canada Luxembourg America France Britain [/u][/b]

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                  • [u]France has mastered baguette based weaponry and armor. We begin research to create sentient baguettes. As a celebration we send 250 baguette rifles to all allies. (By all allies I mean you, Italy)[/u]

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                  • [b][u]Italy wishes to [i]greatly[/i] strengthen its bond with France, America, Canada, and Britain. The 5 most trusted countries by Italy will receive Shield Tec (Which is being renamed to [i]The Pastashield Technologies)[/i]if they swear to keep the schematics exclusive to themselves[/u][/b]

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                    • Edited by addiecorps: 7/21/2014 8:40:46 PM
                      [u][b]Canada starts space program with the soul goal of playing Hockey in space...[/b][/u]

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                      • [b]Project: ZEPHORUS[/b] [i]"Is he ready?" "He better be. He's making history today.[/i] *Penguin Astronaut Gunther is placed in the XJ9 Space Ship* [i]"3...2..1![/i] *Ship has liftoff*

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