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Edited by Boom1616: 7/24/2014 4:35:31 PM
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United Nations Thread

I saw something like this on the alternate flood forum and I'd like to have it here. Here are the rules: 25 countries max so get in where you fit in No nuking unless approved by at least 13 countries. Just comment your preferred country and you'll be added to the OP Wars will be decided by who can answer riddles correctly I will be controlling the aliens [b]Important announcements and requests are to be bolded and underlined[/b] More rules will be added if necessary... 1). America-Agent Wolf 2).Germany-Eli 3).France-Grey Sharpies 4).Bulgaria-Aryan Barbaryan 5).DRC- Plasma Eagle 6).Ukraine-Infiltrat0rN7 7).Canada-addiecorps 8).Ireland-Menschmachine 9).Australia-Mr Kay 10).England-Ronann 11).Switzerland-The Mythic Wolf 12).Italy-Agent Wolf 13).South Floodia-Dire Dragon 14).China-Progo 15).Russia-M1Silencer 16).Japan-DjKeith96 17).Israel-Yishae 18).Denmark-XSEAN 19).Antarctica-Biosmiley 20).North Korea-SwankyOtter 21).Liechtenstein-Razoron333 22).Iran-DB5414 23).Cuba-jesusfreak47 24).Estonia-Grampaops 25).Luxembourg-MoReCoWbELLx2x1 [u]Alliances [/u]America and Antarctica America and Italy Russia and England Italy and England Italy and France Italy and Canada Italy and Russia America and South Korea [u]WARS[/u] Ireland and Estonia Israel vs. the world [u][b]CONDITION OF THE WORLD[/b][/u] All the countries have been filled and things were peaceful for a while. Then things got crazy. South Floodia has statues of shrek all over the place. Estonia has won their war against Ireland. Now they're taking over all the neutral countries. Italy seems to be trying to ally with the world and is making progress. There are McDonalds everywhere except a few countries. Israel has declared war on the world. In an attempt to get an edge over the war on earth, many counties have gone into space to explore the great unknown. Space weaponry is being developed. Aliens have arrived and are determined to wipe out the humans. How will the world deal with this?

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  • [b][i][u]South Floodia positions a GOBS above Antarctica and sends multiple fleets of battleships and battalions of troops are parachuted in. Antarctica is now under Floodian control. Troops are stationed and Shrek statues are placed.[/u][/i][/b]

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  • Using ground up rocks on Saturn, France has discovered new spices to increase the quality of our baguettes.

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  • [b][u]Italy just wans to make a reminder that Project: Gemini [Alphabeta] is copyrighted As well as Mjolnir, Project Vibranium, Blackburd, and Fusion[/u][/b]

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  • [b][u]Italy apologizes for jumping to conclusions often, and even threatening war sometimes. In honor of Italy and South Floodia's new alliance and friendship, we have start cooperating with project Gemini in stage Delta: with some massive starships as an upgrade.[/u][/b]

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  • [b][u] England begins to research a new type of propulsion system that will enable spacecraft to explore farther into our solar system. England begins to launch satellites into orbit for future purposes.[/u][/b]

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    • Edited by Agent Space Wolf: 7/22/2014 3:54:00 PM
      [b][u]Italy SCACASI Develops gas-proof PastaShieldTec, builds small Saturn Base under a dome thats 100x100 yards. Instead of just giving small bits over time, as soon as Italy can renovate room, these 5 countries gain access to colonies in Saturn: South Floodia: 3000 Acres America: 6000Acres Switzerland: 1500 Acres Canada: 1000 acres France: 4000 acres Also, Italy forms the UNOS, United Nations of Saturn, and will form UNOTG, United Nations of the Galaxy, to unite those who fight for peace.[/u][/b]

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      • [b][i][u]South Floodia would like to offer to the international community use of Iron-Stallion. It is a transgalactic method of travel at light speeds. It is a series of acceleration modules. Farthest point it reaches is Pluto. Would greatly spur the growth of a galactic economy.[/u][/i][/b]

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        • Due to recent advances in baguette crust technology, we have created air tight baguettes. We can now launch baguette rockets and have perfected baguette space suits. Utilizing these new suits as well as sunglasses, we have launched project [i]Louis[/i] and are creating [i]New Versailles[/i]: the first sun colony. France claims the sun for its own, we are willing negotiate times lots for sunlight usage (keep in my the 8 minute delay of light speed). We plan on harnessing the power the sun to perfect the crispness of our baguettes as well as increase their production by an inestimable percentage. In other news the Versailles palace will be closed this weekend due to maintenance purposes, plan your trips accordingly. [i]Vive La France[/i]

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          • [quote]Due to recent advances in baguette crust technology, we have created air tight baguettes. We can now launch baguette rockets and have perfected baguette space suits. Utilizing these new suits as well as sunglasses, we have launched project [i]Louis[/i] and are creating [i]New Versailles[/i]: the first sun colony. France claims the sun for its own, we are willing negotiate times lots for sunlight usage (keep in my the 8 minute delay of light speed). We plan on harnessing the power the sun to perfect the crispness of our baguettes as well as increase their production by an inestimable percentage. In other news the Versailles palace will be closed this weekend due to maintenance purposes, plan your trips accordingly. [i]Vive La France[/i][/quote] [b][u]America requests that the sun be public space for all countries[/u][/b]

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            • [b][u][quote]ITALY REQUESTS THAT SOUTH KOREA BE BOOTED FROM ISAF BECAUSE OF UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR TOWARDS OTHER ISAF MEMBERS ITALY IS PREPARED TO TAKE ACTION.[/quote][/u][/b]

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            • [b][i][u]South Floodia builds up armed forces in its Earth territory. New weapons developed. Soldier armor invented and implemented. All armed vehicles are equipped with static energy regulators, rail guns, particle dispersers and photon guns.[/u][/i][/b]

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              • Edited by Master Chief: 7/22/2014 3:50:58 PM
                [b][i][u]DEEP SPACE CRAFT COMPLETED[/u][/i][/b] We will accept 100 volunteers to load up and be sent into deep space for scientific research and exploration. [b][i][u]WE WILL LAUNCH IN ONE HOUR[/u][/i][/b]

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              • [b][i][u]Projects Azrael, Thunderbird, Raging Bolt, and Fleshgod Apocalypse are a go. Projects Gungnir, Iron-Stallion, and Reticulated Aegis are complete and have been implemented. [/u][/i][/b]

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              • [b][i][u]SF requests the international community place sanctions on South Korea's NOVA tech. It is apparently capable of incinerating a planet. Too OP.[/u][/i][/b]

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                • [b][u]Italy finishes Nuclear projects, able to wipe out Galaxies now. But, in order to keep things peaceful, Italy locks it in the depths of the moon to be used only in emergencies.[/u][/b]

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                • [b][u]IMPORTANT: Last Moon spot is given to Switzerland for their attempts at peace in the ISAF and their weapons advancement. Also!! Italy would like to form the UNOTM The United Nations of the Moon! This features Italy, America, Luxembourg, and Switzerland. This will allow us all a large community, with Mostings Crater Moon Base in the center. Its Up to you 3 countries to decide.[/u][/b]

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                  • France is requesting an official alliance with South Floodia.

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                    • [b][u][i]Italy would like to point out South Floodia is kind of being an ass with all their op stuff. @Dire you never even said you had space flight and now suddenly you just claim jupiter!? Italy will take action if you keep just immediately saying SF randomly had this super op space flight/armor/weapon.[/i][/u][/b]

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                      • [b][u]Italy completes all its darklight projects Project BlackBird: The BlackBird Space Fighter Jet with upgraded Project Fusion Rifles is go, 50 are already in use orbiting DarkLight! Project Fusion: Fusion Rifles that run solely on Life Energy, meaning if the user is living than it fires infinitely, are produced. Fires blue, glowing triangles that burn to the touch and cut through pretty much anything (think lightsaber bullets). Only works with Italians, tests their blood. Project Neuro: [Redacted] Project Vibranium: Upgraded Mjolnir suits featuring the impenetrable Vibranium is are now called "Bones" for their skeletal look, much more versatile than Mjolnir. Italy is also producing Gemini Delta, which will be very large[/u][/b]

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                      • [b]New Zealand is developing ecosystem and aerospace technology.[/b]

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                        • Edited by addiecorps: 7/22/2014 2:13:19 PM
                          [u][b]Canada installs Pasta shields over all of Canada and in it's territories...[/b][/u]

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                        • [b][u]America begins development of a large fleet.[/u][/b]

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                          • [b][i][u]South Floodia claims Jupiter as its own. Boots on the ground, fleets in the sky, stations in its space. 100% Floodian.[/u][/i][/b]

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                            • France feels that we have not been active enough with our foreign associates. 200 baguettes (standard issue, for eating) have been sent out to each ambassador. Please respond to this post if you accept our baguette offering.

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                              • [b][i]South Floodia requests that each nation take 10,000,000,000 Shrek statues.[/i][/b]

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                                • [b][b][u]South Floodia sends drones to copy all data from all countries' computers. We will have schematics for every bit of tech unless stopped in 3 minutes. Good luck.[/u][/b][/b]

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