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originally posted in:The Friends List
7/24/2014 8:16:05 PM
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*wakes up* Where am I?!
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Commander Luis! We were captured together, about 12 hours ago. I was the Private under you, you know, with the hemorrhoid problem? A-Anyways, my name is Ryan. Sir, what do we do? They said they were gonna hang us upside down by our toenails! ...but I'm not sure how that's going to work.
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Edited by DoubleBantLuis69: 7/26/2014 5:31:42 PMWe whip out our penises and pulverize them. *whips out [i]banhammer[/i]* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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You always have a plan, Sir! *whips out [i]Destiny[/i] (ifunowutimeen)* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Let's do this! *pulverizes enemies with shlong*
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Edited by Hunter: 7/26/2014 5:41:38 PM*destroys cell doors with penis* Whoa! I didn't know we had this kind of power dormant within our schlongs! Oh no! They've got battle mechs! Can our ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'s really do this?!
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Hell yeah we can do this. *faps ferociously* W…wait for it! Aaaaggghhhhh!!! *fires the Ultimate Cumshot* There! *Ultimate Cumshot destroys mechs*
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Edited by Hunter: 7/26/2014 6:37:45 PMHoly crap, Sir! That's one hell of a shot! *runs down the hall and opens the door* Sir, we're in a bunker! This is the way out! ...I wonder what's up there?
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Let's go!
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Yes, let's! >is war torn third-world country I... I think we're behind enemy lines! We should go find a ride at that garage!
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Let's go then! *looks to the left and sees hangar* Oh shit! forget that! *runs to the hangar and enters it* Ho. Lee. Fuk. What year is it?!
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I... I don't know, sir! What are we gonna do, now?! I don't know how to fly one of those things! [spoiler]sry 4 l8 reply[/spoiler]
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Edited by DoubleBantLuis69: 7/27/2014 9:24:14 PMLet's rob on of these things! *kills all hostiles in the hangar with cumshot* Get in! *jumps into Pelican* [spoiler]it's k[/spoiler]
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*jumps in as well* Do you even know where we're going?
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NO -blam!-ING CLUE!! *takes off* Wooh!
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*screams like a little gir- I meant man* *starts throwing up* Stop flying this like a madman!!
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Don't sit there like an idiot! Fire the guns!
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Edited by Hunter: 7/28/2014 3:11:23 PMAlright, alright! *gets on guns* They're not working! Guess I'll just have to use my trusty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! *starts shooting at enemy ships* You'd better know where you're going! [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Nope! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *does barrel row*
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Edited by Hunter: 7/28/2014 3:22:43 PMNOOOOO! You're causing my( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to go haywire! [i]It's going everywhere![/i] Take cover!!
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*pelican crashes into another enemy hangar* Wooh! That was fun!
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Edited by Hunter: 7/28/2014 3:33:58 PM>is in uncomfortable position thanks to your "flying" Yeah, maybe for YOU! Now, where is this place? And what is that?! *the hanger is covered in flood life forms and some sorta blob of it took notice to us* What do we do?!
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Penis Time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *pulverizes flood*
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O-Okay! *helps pulverize*
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Yeah! *gets intimate with flood*
