If you're camping with a friend and you see a bear, you don't need to outrun the bear you just have to outrun your friend.
Your turn!
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My name says it all.
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Never take a laxative and sleeping pill on the same night.
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Never go full retard
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Destiny topics belong in #Destiny. It will keep me and others from calling you a fuckwad and you will be generally more liked.
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Post in the right fu[i]c[/i]king sub forum.
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"Cheese you can peel and put on your meal!" -Kraft Singles
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Gay people are fugging faggits
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Potatoes have skin.... People have skin.... Potatoes are people.... People are potatoes
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1.If you're in Sydney, Australia, call a certified electrician to change your light bulb. 2.Don't put a llama in a bathtub in Arizona.
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dont do heroin
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"You miss 100% of the shots you never take." - Tom Brady
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Edited by joibasta: 7/26/2014 3:31:58 AMAids are not helpful but aides are.
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In the pursuit of truth, knowledge is reasoning of complexity and wisdom is discerning through simplicity.
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Edited by WickedNavajo: 7/25/2014 5:11:44 PMPatience is a virtue. Perseverance/endurance is a virtue. Feast and famine fall upon good and bad people alike. So when you're going through troubling times, keep yourself positive; don't think hatefully and irrationally. Your hardships may not be some punishment. Just be patient and endure, and when it's finally over, you may end up better off than you were before. Be nice to little children. They're soft and fragile and often don't know any better.
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Everything in moderation Including moderation
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Don't let people around you who say "you can't do X or you won't be able to accomplish X" deter you from your goals. Their fear of not being able to achieve the impossible or break out of the bonds of conformity is not your burden to carry.
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When in doubt, blow shit up
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Uh....
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The word 'lemon' is Jamaican.
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[i]"I left 50 bucks on the table if you're hungry."[/i]
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Live Magimically™ No really. Live magically. (Magimical=Magical)
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[i]BJ, HJ, or FJ, it doesn't really matter. All men will say yes to sex any time, anywhere.[/i]
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"[i]You can end an old age if you choose so, rise like an ashen phoenix and flinch in the sun, or fall like leaves into an autumn gutter[/i]"
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Never Let Your Monster Lie Down.....From the Polack Who Sailed North [spoiler]This was the first Eagles album not to feature their founding member, Randy Meisner who ... Title, Writer(s), Lead vocals, Length. 1. ... Side one: "Never let your monster lay down"; Side two: "From the Polack who sailed north"[/spoiler]
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[i]Where Wisdom and Valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all.[/i]
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If life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and leave the world to wonder how the -blam!- you did it!