Is what you shove up your anus.
How screwed are you?
(Your phone or mouse doesn't count)
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The couch...
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Penis
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A replica of a Katana............well....-blam!-
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A fork...
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My moms dildo
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Edited by Rhynerd: 10/17/2014 7:24:24 AMMy metal with cork bottom yard stick. I will die. EDIT: wait I actually remember touching the flashlight I keep on my car keys after that!
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My Gun after I hit enter for this comment.
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-blam!-. I get to shove a door up my ass.
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The air
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A car door [spoiler]totally not driving [/spoiler]
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Hand sanitizer. ouch
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A tissue.
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*touches bed* I touched a atom!
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iPad Kappa
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I literally just scratched my ass. How is this supposed to work?!?!?
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You ruined my Titanfall controller. -blam!- you
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We all know you don't touch anything
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The phone I'm typing this with?
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My sketch book
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My DS stylus. Playing Animal Crossing with the gf was a good idea it seems
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My controller
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My PSP...
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I was just scratching my dick. Thanks Op, you made me -blam!- myself.
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A piece of paper. *shrugs* coulda been worse
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A door [spoiler]The splinters ._.[/spoiler]
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Xbox one controller. Ugh