{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
originally posted in:The Friends List
8/1/2014 11:41:42 PM
26
I'm really depressed. Can you guys cheer me up? I'd appreciate it.
English
-
On a blistering day in south Florida, a priest, a minister, and a rabbi were playing gold alongside a beautiful Biscayne Bay. As the mercury climbed past 90, 95 and then topped 100 degrees, the men of cloth couldn't take it any longer. The bay looked so inviting that they decided to strip down and jump in the water. After frolicking and splashing about for a while they figured that they'd cooled down enough to get back to their game. Before they could dress, a foursome of lady golfers appeared nearby. The minister and priest covered their private parts in a panic but the rabbi just covered his face. After the women passed by, the priest and minister asked the rabbi why he covered his face instead of his privates. As the rabbi fastened the last button on his shirt he replied, "Listen, I don't know about you, but in my congregation it's the face they'll recognize."
-
Okay okay. That was funny!
-
"Father," the young man said to the priest, "Is it a sin to play golf on Christmas Day?" "My son," replied the padre, placing his hand on the fellow's shoulder, "The way you play golf, it is a sin any day."
-
Smooth move by dad there.
-
Wish to know your golfer's horoscope? I'll need your zodiac sign.
-
You got a lot of golf stuff, don'tcha?
-
Book for my birthday last year, pretty funny.
-
You're welcome.
-
Wiener drizzle
-
That… kinda… helped.
-
Stilts.
-
Not helped. Those things are death traps.
-
Chicken tits.
-
Okay, that made me chuckle.
-
Turtle tits.
-
Wow. It must be hell in your mind. [spoiler]Hypocrite over here![/spoiler]
-
Mind tits
-
Titd Mins
-
Plastic tits
-
stit citsalP
-
Turkey porno
-
onrop yekruT
-
Turkey porno
-
Purkey Torno
-
