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"Father," the young man said to the priest, "Is it a sin to play golf on Christmas Day?" "My son," replied the padre, placing his hand on the fellow's shoulder, "The way you play golf, it is a sin any day."
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Smooth move by dad there.
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Wish to know your golfer's horoscope? I'll need your zodiac sign.
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You got a lot of golf stuff, don'tcha?
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Book for my birthday last year, pretty funny.
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You're welcome.