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*can't open subthread* :c Feels.
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Yo. Blackbox. This sub thread is the second best in the thread.
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The ghost?
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No, the pink lion that lives in the basement, next to Marty McFly and Peter Dinklage.
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I know that guy, he owes me $20.
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Which, The Lion, The Chicken or The Dink?
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The cat.
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So you need money from a pussy?
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Yeah and trying to get it ain't easy.
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Magic!
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*pulls a rabbit out of some random guy's fedora* How is this going to help me?
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Use magic to get it outta the pussy.
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So you want me to pull $20 out of the pussy? Alright, hold 'em down.
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*Holds down the pussy* This is one, hairy pussy.
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*sips out hair* Tell me about it. Oh found it! *pulls out $20*
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Don't you need interest too?
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No, I think I've tempted fate enough. Want to get a burger?
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Sure. You're buying.
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Fine just don't forget to lock the basement door.
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*Locks door* *Boards it up* Nobody must know.
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Will the other two be alright down there?
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They got each other. They can eat cat, can't they?
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I'd be more concerned with the cat eating them if I wasn't so hungry.
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We'll worry about it in a few days. They'll be fine.
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Alrighty. *exits the house to retrieve a burger*