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originally posted in:The Friends List
8/3/2014 9:49:31 PM
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*pulls a rabbit out of some random guy's fedora*
How is this going to help me?
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Use magic to get it outta the pussy.
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So you want me to pull $20 out of the pussy? Alright, hold 'em down.
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*Holds down the pussy* This is one, hairy pussy.
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*sips out hair* Tell me about it. Oh found it! *pulls out $20*
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Don't you need interest too?
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No, I think I've tempted fate enough. Want to get a burger?
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Sure. You're buying.
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Fine just don't forget to lock the basement door.
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*Locks door* *Boards it up* Nobody must know.
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Will the other two be alright down there?
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They got each other. They can eat cat, can't they?
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I'd be more concerned with the cat eating them if I wasn't so hungry.
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We'll worry about it in a few days. They'll be fine.
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Alrighty. *exits the house to retrieve a burger*
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*Leaves with him* Where should we go? Burger king?
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I'm good with that. *walks to Burger King*
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*Walks into Burger king* I'm gonna get a Whopper XL. You?
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BBQ Bacon Whopper.
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*sits down* Well, this is nice.
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Yeah it is. *eats fry*
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*bites burger* How are things with you? How's the girlfriend?
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Good, she's away for a week visiting family so I get a little free time. *sips Coke* You?
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I'm doing good. *Eats a few fries* My girlfriend dumped me a few weeks ago, but she can go to hell.
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*chews* Yikes.
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E-mail too. Pretty rough. *Takes another bite*
