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originally posted in:The Friends List
8/4/2014 12:30:10 AM
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I'm doing good.
*Eats a few fries*
My girlfriend dumped me a few weeks ago, but she can go to hell.
English
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*stops* Wait, there's a guide? I took the eight week correspondence course.
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I shoulda taken it. Its tips from the triad: volume 4
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I'll have to pick it up when we get back, might prove enlightening. *looks around* That town seems to be the only thing for miles.
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Just me, you, the road and the dog. *looks at the dog* What's his name? Does he even have one?
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*looks at dog* Not yet, what would you name a Malamute?
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*shrugs* Joe Hokage? Quagmire? Einstein?
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No, hmm, I'll go with Vidia. *looks at Vidia* Didn't I tell you to stay at the van?
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I don't think the dog understands English. *Strokes Vidia* How much trouble could he be, anyway?
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You know she's a female right? *scratches chin* What language do Malamutes understand?
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Wait, Vidia's a… *looks at vidia* Umm, yeah. Uh, *ahem* yeah. I-I dunno about their language.
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Yes, Vidia's a female dog. Maybe there's a guy in town that can tel- *quickly glances around* Did you hear that?
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*looks around* Here what? There's nothing around for us to hear.
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I must be hearing things. How much further?
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Looks about a mile away. *Turns round* Hey, where'd Vidia go?
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She's probably going after whatever made that sound I thought I heard. Or she ran back to the van.
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I'm just worried about her. Look, weren't not far now. See? There's a shop just here.
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Malamutes have survived in Alaska, she'll be fine. *opens shop door* You do the talking.
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Do they even use the same money? *pulls out $12.56* *to the shopkeeper* What can I get for this?
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*exists shop* Three, two, one. *listens to shopkeeper's indistinct shouts* Guess not.
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Edited by FoxTrottts: 8/7/2014 6:31:49 PM*leaving shop* Okay, okay! Jesus! *door closes* Asshole. Turns out, they don't use dollars here.
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Well what do they use, rubles? Perhaps we should try a pub or other such building and try to convince someone we were robbed?
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Hmm… *looks you up and down* You don't look like you've been robbed.
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Alright. *thinks* Hey can I have $12?
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If ya got $12, you won't looked mugged. What mugger would leave $12?
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What are we actually trying to accomplish here?
