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*Rolls up window* Woahh!
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*van rumbles* Holy! *dog whines*
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*Van travels to November 26th, 1955* Jesus Christ! This thing actually worked!
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*holds dog* That was intense.
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I know! Think we should go outside? *looks out the window* Pretty dark out.
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*opens door* Yeah we'll be fine, the town wasn't founded until 1984 that's all. *exits van, dog follows*
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How we gonna hide the van? *Loads pistol*
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*places hand on chin* Yeah, let's find a billboard.
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There's one next to the building site. * points north* See? By the way, you want a gun? I got a .357 spare if ya want it.
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*looks at billboard* That'll work. You hold onto the guns for now. *parks van*
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*puts gun away* The town is a few miles away. Better start walking.
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Alright. *turns to dog* Stay. Which direction?
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*looks around* Umm… that looks like it. *points east*
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Hmm, what about that way? *points to enormous glowing spot to the west* Looks like a town.
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Yeah. That's probably more likely. Guess we'd better get moving. *starts walking west*
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*follows* This could take a while.
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Oh, yeah. If only I had taken Wei Shen's guide to shooting-out tyres. Then we wouldn't have had to travel back in time. *kicks rock*
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*stops* Wait, there's a guide? I took the eight week correspondence course.
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I shoulda taken it. Its tips from the triad: volume 4
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I'll have to pick it up when we get back, might prove enlightening. *looks around* That town seems to be the only thing for miles.
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Just me, you, the road and the dog. *looks at the dog* What's his name? Does he even have one?
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*looks at dog* Not yet, what would you name a Malamute?
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*shrugs* Joe Hokage? Quagmire? Einstein?
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No, hmm, I'll go with Vidia. *looks at Vidia* Didn't I tell you to stay at the van?
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I don't think the dog understands English. *Strokes Vidia* How much trouble could he be, anyway?