How screwed are you?
I last touched a car so...goodbye world...
EDIT: Don't say Mouse, Keyboard, or Phone. These [b]don't count. [/b]
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At least i'm not the only one eating dick today.
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I cant eat my bed. Its big.
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My balls:(
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OP's mom. I'm okay with this.
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Here kitty kitty!
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I must eat my pillow.
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My penis
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Lucky for me, a pop tart
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Lemonberry Slush.
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Phone
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Watermelon flavored trident[spoiler]winning[/spoiler]
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I'm on mobile.
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My phone. Good I need an upgrade.
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The 'y' key
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I last touched my dick.....
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Oh shit.... Why did my balls have to itch?
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My bottle of root beer... least I can drink the contents right? Haha
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My neck, not sure how that would work? :/
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My ass :0
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My lap top!? But how else will I be on these forums and binge Dragon Ball Z all day!? [spoiler]On the plus side it gives an excuse to replace this 5 year old laptop[/spoiler]
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Edited by afanoflafear: 8/13/2014 3:00:25 AMPasta! I finally [i]won[/i] in [i]these type of threads[/i]!
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Edited by Heavens: 8/13/2014 3:00:23 AMMy phone. Shouldn't be to hard
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my keyboard.......
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Uhhh [i]Uhhh[/i]
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My hand was on my face. help
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I guess I have to eat Earth, everyone say goodbye to our planet...