How screwed are you?
I last touched a car so...goodbye world...
EDIT: Don't say Mouse, Keyboard, or Phone. These [b]don't count. [/b]
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Edited by THE J STER 3000: 8/6/2014 1:55:50 AMA piece of gum. I am good
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My phone
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Someone let me touch your ass
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Myself.
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My phone.
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Wonka Bottle Caps delicious.
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I have the eat the "." on my keyboard.
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Sundried tomato basil wheat thins. [spoiler]winning[/spoiler]
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My phone.
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Other than my phone, my dog...
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Computer mouse. Everyone else is a liar.
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Power cord
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My phone
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I just took a piss. Meaning I just touch my dick. Ouch. Looks like I'm gonna have to chompychompy my peepee.
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Coins
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Electric toothbrush 😨
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My kids mega blocks ride along thing O_o
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Hair Could be worse.
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A power cord....
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Someone's Galaxy Note...
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Ice Cream
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I literally just did eat the last thing I touched, which was my dinner. Tortalini pasta, and sautéed asparagus in butter, with portabella mushrooms and fresh chopped garlic. Also beer! Lots and lots of beer! Im good to go! :)
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Beer! i guess i win?
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My new softball bat! NOOOOO!!
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There goes my guitar pick. :/
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M&M's. No problem.