How screwed are you?
I last touched a car so...goodbye world...
EDIT: Don't say Mouse, Keyboard, or Phone. These [b]don't count. [/b]
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I'm sure that would be a phone or computer for everyone.
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Cheeto bag
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Not counting my iPad, which I'm touching now, it was a bagel. Breakfast is good.
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A snot filled tissue [i]delicious[/i]
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MY BOOK BAG...
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Literally peeing as I read this.... Oh boy..
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My phone?? -blam!- you, I don't wanna!!
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well i'm in the basement so a concrete wall ouch...
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Dude, I'm sitting on the toilet
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A biscuit... Phew
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My bed :(
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My lab partner's hand... [spoiler]I wonder what silver tastes like[/spoiler]
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Water. Thank God I wash my hands.
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My... Ipod... [spoiler]You monster[/spoiler]
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I just touched my face, this is going to be difficult.
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Ignoring my phone, blood so I am fine
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If your answer isn't a mouse, keyboard or a phone, you're lying.
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I touched my dick [spoiler]im going to have to do yoga then :^)[/spoiler]
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Well I was eating sunflower seeds when I read this so I'm good
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My laptop
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My phone. [spoiler]NOOOOOOOOOOOO *explodes*[/spoiler]
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I've touched popping candy, luckily. :)
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So Eli has to eat a dick?
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My retainers ... ;-;
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You typed this after you touched the car. Therefor you're either eating a keyboard, a mouse or a phone.
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I was peeing. [spoiler]Goddamn it not again…[/spoiler]