How screwed are you?
I last touched a car so...goodbye world...
EDIT: Don't say Mouse, Keyboard, or Phone. These [b]don't count. [/b]
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I was peeing. [spoiler]Goddamn it not again…[/spoiler]
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A pizza.
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My phone?
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Last thing I touched was a taco. :D
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But I need to my Xbox one controller
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Hair. Not too bad.
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My phone seems crunchy
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Aye tiped diss wil etin ma ipune.
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Cool, I get some pussy
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My head...
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A juice box
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I touched some garlic bread this time whilst already holding onto my phone. Victory.
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Wonder what iPad tastes like...
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My phone
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i have to eat my keyboard..
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A TABLE...
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I'm actually eating chips right now hah
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My phone... GG world...
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My pants :/
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My PSP.
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Edited by Noob: 8/15/2014 4:39:05 AMMike and Ike's... I think I'm fine
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Edited by oo GALAXY oo: 9/28/2014 9:36:40 PMWell... technically this keyboard, since I'm obviously touching it to type this shit out. But before that... was my E cig.
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NOT MY NOSE
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I just finished eating cookies.
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Edited by Wrenchineer: 9/28/2014 9:25:35 PMI was just holding pizza crust.
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Ok, i'm going to eat my dog :( Sadic!